What's the Weirdest Compliment You've Ever Gotten?

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crosstweed

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The first one that comes to mind for me...


Girl: "You walk like Captain Jack Sparrow."

me:





*later*


Me: "She said I walk like Captain Jack Sparrow."
Friend: *lol* "You kinda of do..."
Other Friend: "That could be taken as a compliment..."
Me: "I walk like a drunk pirate?"

 
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jennymae

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Somebody once told I reminded him of Nicole Kidman. Oh, I said, real flattered, you think I look like her? Not really, but you have that same strict look on your face...loooool....:p...bleh
 
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crosstweed

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jennymae said:
Somebody once told I reminded him of Nicole Kidman. Oh, I said, real flattered, you think I look like her? Not really, but you have that same strict look on your face...loooool....:p...bleh
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That's somewhere between hilarious and horrible! xD
 
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skylove7

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Once when I was 23 I was at a friends summer time cookout. We were all just relaxing in the grass....and I was barefoot. Just feeling the cool grass on my feet ya know?

Lol....and some guy at the party walks up to me and says " Whew Weee...painted toe nails!"


I'm like thinkin "Okeeee now" lol
 
chickwithsticks

chickwithsticks

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In high school my swim coach was talking with my dad and as I walked out of the locker room I heard my coach say to my dad...

"Your daughter was born to swim...she has big feet and man can she use those fins to propel!"

I was mortified, just what every high school girl wants to hear! I'm 5'10 so my feet are propotionate!
 
Utah

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You're alive?!!! ;)
 
PoetMary

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Okay...for this to work you have to imagine a really red-necky kind of accent. And, with that in mind, I've spelled accordingly.

"Wow....you shurrre do read a lot."
 
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JeniBean

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I can't post that here! Hahahaha
 
lil_christian

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This happened a few weeks ago:

Girl who showed up to church who hasn't been there in a while: You've lost weight!

Me: Oh, I have?

Girl: Yeah. I haven't seen you in a while and I just noticed, you've lost weight. Mostly in your legs. You look good!

Me: I haven't noticed, but I'll take it! I've been working at losing weight.

And then after that we just sort of chatted and then went on our merry little way xD
 
mailmandan

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I've had people compliment my voice and tell me that I should be a radio talk show host. :eek:
 
maxwel

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One time a cute girl at the gym said I "moved like a cat".

I said, "Golly, thanks."
And as I walked away from her, looking back over my shoulder at her,
staring at her ravishing cuteness...
I ran into a railing, flipped over it, sailed into the air,
and landed upside down on my rump.

She was smiling at me.

She seemed extremely pleased with herself.
 
mailmandan

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maxwel said:
One time a cute girl at the gym said I "moved like a cat".

I said, "Golly, thanks."
And as I walked away from her, looking back over my shoulder at her,
staring at her ravishing cuteness...
I ran into a railing, flipped over it, sailed into the air,
and landed upside down on my rump.

She was smiling at me.

She seemed extremely pleased with herself.
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Was she flirting with you? :p

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MissCris

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Somebody told me once "I like girls that actually eat real food. Like you, you look well-fed. And I mean that in like a Greek goddess way and not...not like in a wow you're fat kind of way...I should have stopped talking a long time ago." And then he didn't stop talking and it got weirder.
 
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Donkeyfish07

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I can't say I ever got any weird compliments from anyone. Well except from maybe Rachel, lol. We intentionally say weird stuff tho for the lulz.

Usually when I get a compliment on anything, the other person is legit being overly kind. I did get one in a weird way the other day though. I took my Grandmother to visit a sick friend of hers. When i was picking her up, i was walking with her to the car and this lady comes out of nowhere. Puts her arm on me, puts her hand on top of the starbucks coffee i was carrying and I'm thinking "Wat is this? I don't even........" and she smiled and just said "your a good boy.".

Then looked at my Grandma and said, you have a good boy right here. My grandma is like yea, i know hes a good boy. Then she just starts to walk away and I say something along the lines of thank you. Grandma gets in the car with me and says "who was that?". I said "I have absolutely no clue".

Im still scratching my noggin on that one, she couldn't possibly have known me.
 
mochi

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you have a soft voice...... like a ghost.. i cant barely hear you -_-
 
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skylove7

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maxwel said:
One time a cute girl at the gym said I "moved like a cat".

I said, "Golly, thanks."
And as I walked away from her, looking back over my shoulder at her,
staring at her ravishing cuteness...
I ran into a railing, flipped over it, sailed into the air,
and landed upside down on my rump.

She was smiling at me.

She seemed extremely pleased with herself.
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Lol...Maxwell tsk tsk :)

You better wear a safety helmet and knee pads when a lady strikes your attention my friend.
You will end up in a body cast you know
Safe...be safe sheesh :p
 
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