One time a cute girl at the gym said I "moved like a cat".
I said, "Golly, thanks."
And as I walked away from her, looking back over my shoulder at her,
staring at her ravishing cuteness...
I ran into a railing, flipped over it, sailed into the air,
and landed upside down on my rump.
She was smiling at me.
She seemed extremely pleased with herself.