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Nick Unpronouncable Surname is a beautiful man of God. One of my heroes.![]()
It rhymes with BOY-uh-stitch. Replace the "B" w/ a "v" and the "st" w/ a "ch" sound.
"There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. In fact, she disliked everyone, except her loving boyfriend who was always there for her. She used to tell her boyfriend, "If I could only see the world, I would marry you."
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend for the first time.
He asked her, "Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?"
The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.
Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: "Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine."
So... this deserves a serious discussion. Because I'm honestly wondering how many of us would amputate a limb for money. Please feel free to provide background on why. (Grew up in poverty, would use it to better the world, need it to purchase a lifesaving organ from someone else who grew up in poverty and needs a quick $20 mil...)
Just now thinking about all the clothes I could buy for that money .. mmmmmmmm
Yes...but I'd make sure I had use of it til I died. I'd lease it back for 5 million.
I must be one selfish bugger because I honestly can't see myself selling my foot for $20 million, even for friends or family. I hope that doesn't make me terrible so much as deathly afraid of hacksaws.![]()