that awkward moment when...

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Roh_Chris

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Grace-Like-Rain said:
Like every time you try to check out at a store these days and they are all:

Clerk: Okay what's your zipcode?
Me: ...rattles off zipcode

Clerk: And your email?
Me: ... ... ... reluctantly rattles off email

Clerk: And your phone number.
Me: No thanks. -_-

Why do I need to provide all my personal info to buy a t-shirt at JC Penney?? -_-
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You buy a t-shirt at JC Penney???!!! :eek:

You..... you ...... you are one of them!!!


So this happened last weekend when I went out with my friends for a dinner.

It was a fancy Thai restaurant and none of us had any cash. To make things worse, both my friends had forgotten to bring their wallets. I checked my debit card and to our relief there was just about enough money to pay for the 3 of us, provided we skip dessert and order only water for beverage. When we stepped in, the receptionist asked me for my name, my phone number and the number of guests. I told them that I did not wish to give my phone number and gave them the other details instead. That stunned them but they didn't say anything (apparently, guests ALWAYS give their number). I walked to the dinner table feeling like a total badass.

Guess what happened? On Sunday I realized that I had left my card in the restaurant. I called them up and asked them if they had my card, to which they replied that they did. Then the guy at the reception added, "We wanted to contact you to let you know that we had your card, but we did not have your phone number."

*I reply in a sheepish tone* "Erm. Sorry?" -____-
 
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crosstweed said:
Apparently James Bond will now be answering my e-mails for me.
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mailmandan

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That awkward moment when you try to jump your first ramp on a dirt bike.

 
blue_ladybug

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When a neighbor lets her cat out on the back porch, and it poops right beside my porch door, so when I go out I almost step in it.. #true story #landlord WILL hear about it! :mad:
 
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After church a woman you know walks way into your space and starts talking so close you take a step back and they immediately step forward and all you can think while they are talking nose to nose with you is...have you never watched Seinfeld?!?

 
melita916

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chickwithsticks said:
After church a woman you know walks way into your space and starts talking so close you take a step back and they immediately step forward and all you can think while they are talking nose to nose with you is...have you never watched Seinfeld?!?

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i just did a seinfeld reference to my boss.

he didn't know what i was talking about.
 
BruceWayne

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That awkward moment when I told someone that she should be spending more time with me and ended it with "capish?". And then she said "capish" back, so maybe it wasn't that awkward.
*shrugs* :p
 
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The awkward moment when you are sitting in the classroom when all of a sudden a voice goes over the intercom saying that the building is under lockdown and all of a sudden you hear noise of the someone trying to open the door laughing as they do it.........No worries it was only a drill, but I went to go report to work and I got a text that states "all clear"
 
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Man....
I was in the grocery store line the other day....
Freezing winter snow outside....
And a bizarre acting man was behind me in line, sweating like Quentin Tarantino portraying a psycho in a film

I'm not trying to be rude....
But the man was givin me bad vibes
I left rather quickly lol
 
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Born_Again

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skylove7 said:
Man....
I was in the grocery store line the other day....
Freezing winter snow outside....
And a bizarre acting man was behind me in line, sweating like Quentin Tarantino portraying a psycho in a film

I'm not trying to be rude....
But the man was givin me bad vibes
I left rather quickly lol
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Maybe he was just really upset he left his coupons at home. LOL
 
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sydlit

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skylove7 said:
Man....
I was in the grocery store line the other day....
Freezing winter snow outside....
And a bizarre acting man was behind me in line, sweating like Quentin Tarantino portraying a psycho in a film

I'm not trying to be rude....
But the man was givin me bad vibes
I left rather quickly lol
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I get like that around women I'm attracted to.

Plus my head goes bjibbity jibbity jibbity
like one of those bobble head dolls
they give out at the ballgame.

Can't understand why I'm still single.
 
melita916

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that awkward moment when you tell the patient that what he knows about his insurance policy is completely not correct.

"since i've been working here, this particular policy always had [insert my correct information here]."
 
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Hellooo

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When someone is crunching on chips while everyone is supposed to be quiet
 
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Hellooo said:
When someone is crunching on chips while everyone is supposed to be quiet
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And yet they sell crunchy snacks at the movie theatre!
Why is it that ppl can't sit through a 2 hour movie without stuffing their faces?
What am I saying... Why can't I do it, either?!
 
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That awkward moment when you knew you had 70 friends and now you have only 69....hmmm! I see how it is then...:p
 
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