Hyper-Armstrongism, Hebrew-Roots, Wesleyanism, Calvinism, Sabbath-Pants-Keeper Thread

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Just wondering what can be argued next?

How about how many angels can fit on the head of a pin?

How about Supralapsarian vs. Infralapsarian? (Just in case you're not catching that joke. That argument is when did God decide Jesus had to come down and die on that cross -- before or after creation? As if God is stuck in time.)

How about, Christianly-speaking, should men wear shirts even in summer?

How about sock, sock, shoe, shoe or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?

Oh, here's a goodie -- should we start prayer with praising God or thanking him? What is the "proper" (Christianly-speaking of course) way to pray?

How old is the earth?

So really what is the next I'm-right-and-you're-wrong argument coming? Anyone want to guess along with me? The whackier, the better!

I'm thinking, "Who wears the hat in your family?"
 
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Grandpa

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And definitely sock, sock, shoe, shoe.
 
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(Must remember not to have food in my mouth when reading responses. lol)
 
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KenAllan

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You may call it arguing but i call it defeating the hordes of false brothers who try to destroy God with their false Doctrines from Satan.
 
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KenAllan said:
You may call it arguing but i call it defeating the hordes of false brothers who try to destroy God with their false Doctrines from Satan.
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Yeah okay, liked you have that ability, but God doesn't? So much for that tares and wheat reference. Not in your Bible? Seems to be the problem in the first place. We keep thinking we're propping God up because he's not strong enough.
 
NotmebutHim

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Butter or margarine?
Coke or Pepsi?
Ford or Chevy?
Oil or Cream?
Sealy or Serta?
Wawa or Starbucks?
Jiffy Pop or Orville Redenbacher?
Milk or dark chocolate?
Coffee or tea?
Chicken or fish?

Or.........................
 
Oncefallen

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NotmebutHim said:
Butter or margarine? Butter
Coke or Pepsi? Coke
Ford or Chevy? **Considers you a heretic for not mentioning Dodge
Oil or Cream? Huh???
Sealy or Serta? Serta
Wawa or Starbucks? Homebrewed
Jiffy Pop or Orville Redenbacher? Orville
Milk or dark chocolate? Dark
Coffee or tea? Coffee
Chicken or fish? Chicken

Or.........................
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:p:p.............
 
crossnote

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Depleted said:
Just wondering what can be argued next?

How about how many angels can fit on the head of a pin?

How about Supralapsarian vs. Infralapsarian? (Just in case you're not catching that joke. That argument is when did God decide Jesus had to come down and die on that cross -- before or after creation? As if God is stuck in time.)

How about, Christianly-speaking, should men wear shirts even in summer?

How about sock, sock, shoe, shoe or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?

Oh, here's a goodie -- should we start prayer with praising God or thanking him? What is the "proper" (Christianly-speaking of course) way to pray?

How old is the earth?

So really what is the next I'm-right-and-you're-wrong argument coming? Anyone want to guess along with me? The whackier, the better!

I'm thinking, "Who wears the hat in your family?"
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44 years of putting up with all the no sense and you're back for more?
Masochist or sadist? :p
 
posthuman

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should Christians use the internet?
it's not specifically authorized in the NT, you know . . .

:p
 
tanakh

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posthuman said:
should Christians use the internet?
it's not specifically authorized in the NT, you know . . .

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If you do should you use Internet Explorer , Firefox or Safari? Are Chrome users Heretics?
 
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Just wondering what can be argued next?

How about how many angels can fit on the head of a pin?

How about Supralapsarian vs. Infralapsarian? (Just in case you're not catching that joke. That argument is when did God decide Jesus had to come down and die on that cross -- before or after creation? As if God is stuck in time.)

How about, Christianly-speaking, should men wear shirts even in summer?

How about sock, sock, shoe, shoe or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?

Oh, here's a goodie -- should we start prayer with praising God or thanking him? What is the "proper" (Christianly-speaking of course) way to pray?

How old is the earth?

So really what is the next I'm-right-and-you're-wrong argument coming? Anyone want to guess along with me? The whackier, the better!

I'm thinking, "Who wears the hat in your family?"
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I have to add this story,hope Im not derailing. A pastor friend had a church that they had decided to update.Just a small country church.Well they got the board members together to decide what the color of the new carpet should be.Well one old buzzard,bless his heart,could not agree on the color of the carpet.He held the meeting up all evening and they didnt leave till 12pm or more,still with no decision on the carpet.


My pastor friend was so annoyed with the board member. So the next day he went all over town and found as many carpet samples as he could. He drove out to the old board members home and took out all the samples and laid on the hood of his car and wherever he found a space.He knocked on the door and the board member answered.He asked him if he could step outside. He agreed but when his wife asked who was at the door he tried to keep her from knowing it was the pastor.My pastor friend said "no,no bring your wife out too!" He knew she wore the pants in the family.They came outside and the pastor said "now,do you think you could find one color in these samples that you would like for the church?!" His wife said "You were the one that held the meeting up so late last night!!" The board member said to the pastor "just pick whatever you like,it'll be fine with me". The moral of the story is Christians will argue over anything!! :p
 
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How about Supralapsarian vs. Infralapsarian? (Just in case you're not catching that joke. That argument is when did God decide Jesus had to come down and die on that cross -- before or after creation? As if God is stuck in time.)
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That's a serious subject. I saw a thread about it once on a Dutch christian forum. Supralapsarianism.
UWOTM8?
We could play Scrabble.
 
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coby said:
That's a serious subject. I saw a thread about it once on a Dutch christian forum. Supralapsarianism.
UWOTM8?
We could play Scrabble.
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Absolutely! :)
Great...I have a Q!:cool:
 
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