-
Christian Chat is a moderated online Christian community allowing Christians around the world to fellowship with each other in real time chat via webcam, voice, and text, with the Christian Chat app. You can also start or participate in a Bible-based discussion here in the Christian Chat Forums, where members can also share with each other their own videos, pictures, or favorite Christian music.
If you are a Christian and need encouragement and fellowship, we're here for you! If you are not a Christian but interested in knowing more about Jesus our Lord, you're also welcome! Want to know what the Bible says, and how you can apply it to your life? Join us!
To make new Christian friends now around the world, click here to join Christian Chat.
Oh I know! Show him your 'i woke up like this selfie'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chRAtXl_5so
[video=youtube;chRAtXl_5so]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chRAtXl_5so[/video]
However makes me think you could start talking to yourself Gollum vs Sméagol rap battle style lol.
.....Then again maybe you just be a total LOTR nerd and be yourself and that turn off at least 90% of women automatically....doh.
Unless of course the woman is also a total LOTR nerd. Then they live happily ever after 
Then again idk, to keep to this topic that is sorta impossible. Fun LOTR nerd trivia fact is Tolkien himself, the author, is always the greatest fan lol. Apparently, him and his wife's epitaphs read Beren and Luthien. Which a total Tolkien nerd knows from Silmarillion as the epic romance of the fairest elven maiden Luthien and mere mortal man Beren which of course culminates in them infiltrating Morgoth's castle and reclaiming one of the Silmarils in the most epic fantacised fiction about a literal war not just for Middle-Earth but for literal light and darkness to be existent as a plot device. So yea, you just can't ever really top that.
Okay awkward LOTR overload I need to calm down now sorry CC.
