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Oh I know! Show him your 'i woke up like this selfie'
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Lol it would backfire. That's an adorable little Sméagol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chRAtXl_5so
[video=youtube;chRAtXl_5so]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chRAtXl_5so[/video]
However makes me think you could start talking to yourself Gollum vs Sméagol rap battle style lol.
.....Then again maybe you just be a total LOTR nerd and be yourself and that turn off at least 90% of women automatically....doh.
Unless of course the woman is also a total LOTR nerd. Then they live happily ever after![]()

Or just do it and ask: can someone open the window please? It smells in here.dont/refuse to sniff her hair
Or just do it and ask: can someone open the window please? It smells in here.