That's it... EVERYBODY STOP!!

[shebamo]

I ain't whisperin now and I ain't being quiet.... This thread I started and it was not meant to turn ANYONE AWAY from God.... This thread was started because people kept arguing and although I ain't been here that long I was trying to see if folks could get along for five minutes... But folks come along and want to turn things into their own interpretation....... Which was far removed from the point this ole boy was trying to make!!!

It's true. That is why I came is to find some happy fellowship. Tex was trying to cool things down and get that wonderful praise God forum going. Guess this was the wrong forum. I never knew it could not be in the bible discussion forum. Here is what my bro was asking " Y'all come in here and just say how much you love God and see how y'all been doing, maybe even unload a little.. There's a Marshall in here... I've got a loaded tater gun..and I AIN'T afraid to use it...... " And he added his own unique sense of humour. Come on guys what's the problem?

 

[Txroads]

Texas? I would agree with ya about this, but, as C-note said, there are plenty of "other" rooms where this is done already. I would like to think "this/these" threads are more for a deeper "cussing and discussing" as to a how, when, & where "the Church" has fallen short in its/there ability/ies to combat, let alone prevail, not to mention STAND, in the face/s of lawlessness and godlessness......ie, Apostasy........(shhh...Now you've done it....the coffee cup is empty, and this armchair preacher is needing it filled ) MOHAMMAD!!! (grrr)

No worries papabear.....somebodys gotta try...

 

[Willie-T]

That's alright... I'm a purty good shot when I wanna hit what I wanna hit....your alright.. I'll just aim for the deep fryer..

Well, you know what you are, but I don't think I'd go around calling myself that. LOL (it pays to proofread.)

 

[Txroads]

(psssst.......psssst......Texas?.......methinks, is gonna take sumpin a mite more larger then an unprocessed french fry chucker ......jez sayin')

That's why I spikes the lemonade

 

[Txroads]

Pert near under statemint 'o tha' year, mercy! Now, jus sayin', if yoo wuz ta' aks me. Not dat yood aks me, but don' never stop me sayin' nuthin', anyhoo. Ah sez don' be chuckin' no taters et varmints 'round here could be makin' curly fries wit!

They's a comin

 

[Txroads]

Nice job, Tex! You drug it into here LOL I cant stop laughing at this LOL

I think you earned yourself a spiked lemonade... And oh... I ain't even started yet.....

 

[shebamo]

I may be able to donate some ammo...have some ver y iffy 'maters here on the counter. Was going to toss them this morning. Do 'tater guns work with tomatoes?

That's a killer That is the best laughter so far on this thread!!! Thank you sooooo much!!!!

 

[Txroads]

Well, you know what you are, but I don't think I'd go around calling myself that. LOL (it pays to proofread.)

YIKES!!!!!

 

[Willie-T]

YIKES!!!!!

At least you made it rhyme.

 

[NayborBear]

Well thar marshall, quit wit da "pewin'", and starts wit da "spewin'", then." Like my daddy onced tolds me, He sez "Son?..This world is rough, and if a man's gonna makes it, he gotsta be tough...An I knew I wouldn't be thar to helps ye alongs."

 

[shebamo]

I would like to talk to you. I am not theologically trained in any way and I have no denomination or doctrine to defend. I will be honored to talk with you!

God bless you Stunnedbygrace

 

[Willie-T]

I would like to talk to you. I am not theologically trained in any way and I have no denomination or doctrine to defend. I will be honored to talk with you!

Consider yourself blessed. It is sometimes a lot to have to unlearn to get back to truth.

 

[Grace777x70]

Now that is so true..we get our minds filled with religious traditions and when someone challenges them...we can go berserk thinking we are "defending the faith"....in reality ..

..they are just "sacred cows" that need to be sacrificed in order to grow up in the grace and knowledge of Jesus our Lord.

Consider yourself blessed. It is sometimes a lot to have to unlearn to get back to truth.

 

[gb9]

Now that is so true..we get our minds filled with religious traditions and when someone challenges them...we can go berserk thinking we are "defending the faith"....in reality ....they are just "sacred cows" that need to be sacrificed in order to grow up in the grace and knowledge of Jesus our Lord.

so often, people worship their traditions and church doctrine instead of really worshiping the Real Living God.

 

[shebamo]

I guess this forum is for deep bible battles studies and the one tex wanted was in testimonies only bible study. But he meant no harm so bad mouthing might not have been called for. ( at least I hope he meant no harm ) Love you in Christ tex. I'm out of here.

 

[NayborBear]

Gotta gives a praise report to this site, although, some peoples bethinks is quite liberal on the "enforcing" end, by not kicking everyone out who doesn't agree with their point of view. Course, in my opinion, there many peoples in here, wouldn't know the spirit of instaed of christ, if it came up n bit 'em. Tries n helps n giudes thems that I can, with what little time remains afores Jesus comes back, er I get to see the business end of a lawnmower.....whichever comes first!

Yet, if I drinks too much?......I'll get drunks and falls down.
If I get cuts n shot, and bleeds out?......Yeppers....I'll die.
Some think this is gnostic thinking.....It ain't!
Some wouldst rather stay with abounding grace in Jesus at the cross (low maintenance), then press onwards to the Father, (higher maintenance is required, to keep one's election assured), as one is confessed before Him by His Son, as His Son is confessed before people.

And, ya know what I hears a lots? "All these peoples celebrating My Son (which is good, by the way)....What about ME?" Oh, I see, Jesus IS The Father......He ain't! Jesus created this world (age) for, and by Himself....He didn't!

"Why oh WHY, are peoples SO AFRAID, to come unto Me?! I am so very slow to anger."

People seem to think that the government of God was abolished with the New Covenant......It wasn't!

This government IS on Jesus' shoulders, cuz He's carrying it around, Yet Jesus ain't the government, and ya ain't gonna get to the government, save by Jesus, but ya hafta: "LET GO, TO GROW."
Ye may even think, this is gnosticism......but, it ain't.


(this certainly has been an endorsement by one who firmly believes that "Yer LIFE, is NOT your own.....YOU!....were PAID FOR.........WITH A PRICE!!")

Well?.......That's the unwinding of my heart....Or wouldst ye rather hear about how that spaghetti dinner I had last night was, er how I only eat half and save the rest for tomorrow, so's I can save money, beings on a fixed income these days? Or, how I can't bake anything, cuz I can't figure out how ta werks this digital oven . Er, how it is that Jerry Lewis always seemed to upend Agnes Moorehead, in those Dean n Jerry movies?

(and now fer yer listening pleasure)

"Da BEV"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBc0OniYO-g

(Thank You Father)

 

[Yet]

Well here I go again. I guess I'm the only Christian that hates foul language. Guess I need to start going to church again so I can get use to it again.

 

[tourist]

I think you earned yourself a spiked lemonade... And oh... I ain't even started yet.....

Is that like a hard lemonade?

 

[GaryA]

I have no idea why I hit like on this post because it really scared me.

"By no means is it a crime to 'unlike' a post if you change your mind..."

It's not something I do often, but it has happened; however, it is very rare...

I have noticed others 'like' one of my posts - and then, 'unlike' it afterwards.

"It happens. I would not place too much significance on it. Of course, getting 'likes' is nice - don't get me wrong - and they can sometimes be very encouraging. Just don't let too much 'ride' on them - if you know what I mean..."

 

[Utah]

I've always felt Gods message was meant to be simple.

Amen to this. Jesus' message is very simple and we've been screwing it up for 2,000 years.