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Ahhhh, thanks a bunch. Two weeks ago I heard that song by the Supremes in the car. It took a week to get it out of my head, just in time to hear it again, and have instant replay. That song is up there with "My bologna has a first name, it's OS-C-A-R" or "Hotdog, Armour Hotdogs. What kind of kids eat Armour Hotdogs?" Two songs I start playing in my head just to get other songs unstuck.

Is my age showing?
Only if you mentioned OS-C-A-R Meyer..

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Txroads

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Hey, I stopped with this thread...for a day, but everyone else continues yammering on this thread ...including the OP. :)
((shruggs))...go figure...
 
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Hey, I stopped with this thread...for a day, but everyone else continues yammering on this thread ...including the OP. :)
So THAT's why it's seemed like such a great weekend? LOL
 
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Txroads

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Jumping Texas horn toads!!!!!!... Holy papa bull I just noticed.... We're on page 15.......ya I know... It ain't nothin unusual around here except for the fact we have had no deaths reported.......... That's goood.......
 
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Txroads

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I vote we bring back the Banning Thread.
I ban Txroads for shrugging...ROTFL
Let he whose shoulders have never crinkled to their ears cast the first stone...... ((looks at cross)).....i see no stones....i see no condemnation..... But I do see a loaded tater gun pointed at you.... "+".......awww.....who am I kiddin...... "pop"
 

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Let he whose shoulders have never crinkled to their ears cast the first stone...... ((looks at cross)).....i see no stones....i see no condemnation..... But I do see a loaded tater gun pointed at you.... "+".......awww.....who am I kiddin...... "pop"
LOL,at 67 my shoulder has crinkled to my ears lotsa times. :p
 
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Txroads

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LOL,at 67 my shoulder has crinkled to my ears lotsa times. :p
67 ?'?! ''!!!... William B. Travis I never noticed.... ((takes off hat))......sir I deeply apologize for taking a shot at you........... The tater gun... Is retired.... ((bows head))
 
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Jumping Texas horn toads!!!!!!... Holy papa bull I just noticed.... We're on page 15.......ya I know... It ain't nothin unusual around here except for the fact we have had no deaths reported.......... That's goood.......
Key Word : REPORTED

You can change your settings to allow 30
or even 40 posts per page, that way you
won't have as many pages to flip through.

One day I read a post, I think it was from melita.
She said all the cool kids have 40 pages per post.
Melita knows all the cool kids.
I wanted to be a cool kid.
So now I have 40 posts per page.
This thread is only up to page 8.

Btw...it didn't work...I'm still
not one of the cool kids. :(

Melita never talks to me.
Even though we have much in common.
Sometimes she wears pants.
Sometimes I wear pants.
...on my head.
Maybe that's why.
But it's cool. :cool:
 

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Key Word : REPORTED

You can change your settings to allow 30
or even 40 posts per page, that way you
won't have as many pages to flip through.

One day I read a post, I think it was from melita.
She said all the cool kids have 40 pages per post.
Melita knows all the cool kids.
I wanted to be a cool kid.
So now I have 40 posts per page.
This thread is only up to page 8.

Btw...it didn't work...I'm still
not one of the cool kids. :(

Melita never talks to me.
Even though we have much in common.
Sometimes she wears pants.
Sometimes I wear pants.
...on my head.
Maybe that's why.
But it's cool. :cool:
You're kool as long as you don't wear a dress :p
 
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sydlit

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If you only knew how much I needed that right now...I didn't think it was possible to smile...it isn't really, but that was very quick-witted and really funny!!! Thank you, brother.

º_º That's the best smile I can muster right now.
 

Stunnedbygrace

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Sounds like your boys aren't boys anymore. Try it now. At worst, it would be fun to watch. lol
Oooohhh! gOOD idea!! When they're arguing while watching the super bowl or something!! They would get a kick out of that!!
 

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I have refrained from saying it for fear that I will name a particular denomination and get somebody all WARGARBBLLLL about it, but:

I've tried the Evangelical Free church (the very first e-free church in N. America) and found the sermons to be rehashing of current events, very little Biblical teaching, and the pastor to be overly friendly to the point of being phony

I've tried the Baptist church, and found it to be a "let's get people in the pews even if we have to water down the message to do it".

I've tried the Lutheran church and found a lot of the same as the Baptist church, but the pastor was, I think, drunk before taking the pulpit. No kidding.

I've tried attending Catholic Mass since my Dad's side of the family is Irish Catholic, and I simply don't agree with their beliefs. I think they deify Mary and the saints and thereby violate the 10 commandments. I don't agree with communion or sacrament, and I don't believe I need a priest to serve as intermediary between me and God.

Now, throw your tomatoes, folks.
Oh no don't worry, I threw the tomatoes away.
I've had similar things happen. Never found a church.
One the preacher said all the miracles didn't literally happen.
Another the women sort of...cornered me to suggest I wore a dress if I came back.
Another had a car show in the parking lot.
I didn't get mad or anything. I just saw there was nothing there...
 
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bikerchaz

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Ok y'all.. I ain't been here long but everybody just stop. There are really some good folks in here but the way some of y'all go at each other... C'mon now.. I probably ain't nobody to be saying anything cause I just got here and I will agree I am not as learned as probably a lot of folks on this site.. But on this one thread folks gonna come in here and just stay humble.. This is we all Love God... We know what he is all about.. We know he sent his son Jesus and he's coming back.. He sent the Holy Spirit to help out cause can't none of us do it ourselves.. And we know he's coming back, but do we want him to come back to this kind of arguing? We all have our strong opinions, but in here it's only about the stuff I said and that's it. Y'all come in here and just say how much you love God and see how y'all been doing, maybe even unload a little.. There's a Marshall in here... I've got a loaded tater gun..and I AIN'T afraid to use it......
You use your tater gun good sir, and throw some creamed mash my way, LOL. I agree with you, on points of study where wisdom is called for I will add my piece and I trust the Lord to use my faith as He wants to.
Calling out others who say they believe and may be show a different path to ourselves is not what Jesus is about. If you truly believe all that Jesus says then why do we question what the Holy Spirit has a right to do? Whose Church is it anyway?
Without our help, God made all things and through His Word (the one made flesh) He keeps all things together, just look through a telescope at the night sky, we may not be able to name the stars there are so many but God can, every single one, and all the planetary objects that swirl and move with them all which the Hubble hasn't picked up on yet, and we sit here on the pinnacle of Gods creation and try to improve our neighbours lot with innuendo's and arguments when our Lord said;
John 14:2

My Father’s house has many rooms; if that were not so, would I have told you that I am going there to prepare a place for you?
All we are told to do over and over and over is to "love one another", Yes if we see something "worthy of death" then there are ways to go about sorting that out, these unfortunately are to often overlooked.
The upshot is, the Church belongs to Jesus, it is His, He built it, He upholds it, He is the chief cornerstone and if you don't let Him have free reign with His own Church, then all we build is dross. We are supposed to look to Him, and as the "author and finisher" of our faith that is all we need to do, Look to Jesus. His shoulders are big enough to handle any burden put upon His Church, should He want a hand we are only called upon to love others as He loved us, even those who are not of the faith because Christ died for us in the same situation, that while we were yet sinners He took up His cross and was fixed to it by nails and bled out for us so we could find a way to Him while we were filthy and undeserving of such a sacrifice.
And that my brothers and sisters is how we are called on to love those around us, not just those who sit in the same room as you in church.
We above all have this;
[SUP]20 [/SUP]“My prayer is not for them alone. I pray also for those who will believe in me through their message, [SUP]21 [/SUP]that all of them may be one, Father, just as you are in me and I am in you. May they also be in us so that the world may believe that you have sent me. [SUP]22 [/SUP]I have given them the glory that you gave me, that they may be one as we are one— [SUP]23 [/SUP]I in them and you in me—so that they may be brought to complete unity. Then the world will know that you sent me and have loved them even as you have loved me.
 
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You can't avoid them when people turn every thread INTO one. :(
How can you even speak a sentence about much of anything without being reminded of GRACE? We find it unusual at our house if we go for long without the subject coming up. We just live in it.
 
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Amen!...it is all by the gospel of the grace of Christ that we live now....saved by grace, kept by grace, in the ages to come the Father will be showing the surpassing richness of His grace in kindness toward us in Christ.

I believe stunnedbygrace is referring to the "bickering" and attacks with the name-calling that often goes on in the so-called grace threads if I get the gist of her post ...

How can you even speak a sentence about much of anything without being reminded of GRACE? We find it unusual at our house if we go for long without the subject coming up. We just live in it.
 
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Ok, I see. The people that just have to add the word "Hyper" in a derogatory way?