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Lynx

Lynx

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What are some things you will never hear people say?

I'll go first.

You will never hear a woman say, "Hey that lady is wearing the same dress I'm wearing. Cool! I'm gonna go over and talk to her."
I have no idea why you will never hear this - great minds think alike, both have good taste, all that stuff, you would think they would be likely to be good friends - but it seems to be an offense. As a man I don't understand it.
 
Lynx

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(Personal opinion) You will never hear Trump say, "I feel so sorry for those poor people."
 
JimJimmers

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You will never hear a screaming protester being accosted by another screaming protester suddenly say, "You know what? You're absolutely right! Give me a sign and I'll scream on your side now!"
 
zeroturbulence

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Lynx said:
What are some things you will never hear people say?

I'll go first.

You will never hear a woman say, "Hey that lady is wearing the same dress I'm wearing. Cool! I'm gonna go over and talk to her."
I have no idea why you will never hear this - great minds think alike, both have good taste, all that stuff, you would think they would be likely to be good friends - but it seems to be an offense. As a man I don't understand it.
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I've seen two women do that. Both were coworkers of mine. One wanted to know about the dress, the other was about shoes. In both cases they went up to total strangers. True story. (Oh ok, they weren't wearing the same thing. They just wanted to know where the person got the 'cute' dress and shoes)
 
Addison

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"Let's watch this fireworks video I took a year ago!" :D
 
Willie-T

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Well, at least as far as this forum goes, the words, "I don't know." will seldom be heard.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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You must be thinking of the forum across the hall, the one where people yell at each other all the time. :rolleyes:
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Quote for the day: You know, in science occasionally someone will be confronted by new evidence and he will say, "You know, you're right. I never thought of that before." And he will actually go and CHANGE HIS OPINION, and you never hear that old opinion from him again. It happens all the time in science, but I cannot recall the last time it happened in politics or religion.
 
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coby2

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Lynx said:
What are some things you will never hear people say?

I'll go first.

You will never hear a woman say, "Hey that lady is wearing the same dress I'm wearing. Cool! I'm gonna go over and talk to her."
I have no idea why you will never hear this - great minds think alike, both have good taste, all that stuff, you would think they would be likely to be good friends - but it seems to be an offense. As a man I don't understand it.
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Lol I do that, but I'm not a lady maybe.
 
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coby2

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zeroturbulence said:
I've seen two women do that. Both were coworkers of mine. One wanted to know about the dress, the other was about shoes. In both cases they went up to total strangers. True story. (Oh ok, they weren't wearing the same thing. They just wanted to know where the person got the 'cute' dress and shoes)
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Happens all the time at the office, especially with that cheap same stuff from a famous big cheap clothes shop. Hey went to C&A too? Their slogun is:
C&A is much cheaper!!!
 
Lynx

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You will never hear an RPG character say, "Bikini armor? That doesn't even make sense! How does it protect anything?"

You will never hear an RPG character say, "Hey wait, how can he be dead? I can revive dead people with a phoenix down, but I can't revive my friend this time because it's scripted? Lame!"
 
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ntw1103

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JimJimmers said:
You will never hear a screaming protester being accosted by another screaming protester suddenly say, "You know what? You're absolutely right! Give me a sign and I'll scream on your side now!"
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well...

[video=youtube;qdV0AdgjPgo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdV0AdgjPgo[/video]
 
Lynx

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"She looks like a nice person. I think I'll ask her if she's doing anything tonight." You probably won't hear wisebeardman say this. I could be wrong - miracles do happen - but barring a miracle we probably won't hear that from him.
 
melita916

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you will never hear melita say,

"oh that's a nice country music song. maybe i will learn it."

ne.vah.
 
wisebeardman

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Lynx said:
"She looks like a nice person. I think I'll ask her if she's doing anything tonight." You probably won't hear wisebeardman say this. I could be wrong - miracles do happen - but barring a miracle we probably won't hear that from him.
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Born_Again

Born_Again

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You will never hear.... Me say "I do" again. We are supposed to learn from our mistakes :D HAHAHA!!!

(Disclaimer-- There are of course some instances that phrase comes up, just nothing legally binding me to a woman)
 
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coby2

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Born_Again said:
You will never hear.... Me say "I do" again. We are supposed to learn from our mistakes :D HAHAHA!!!

(Disclaimer-- There are of course some instances that phrase comes up, just nothing legally binding me to a woman)
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Do you take _________ to be your lawfully wedded wife?

I don't
 
Utah

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Lynx said:
(Personal opinion) You will never hear Trump say, "I feel so sorry for those poor people."
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You'll never hear hillary clinton say, "Oh that poor baby in the womb."
 
blue_ladybug

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A cat admit that it IS secretly plotting it's owner's demise. :cool:
 
blue_ladybug

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Mitspa say that deep down, he really DOES like cats, but prefers to act macho and say he likes dogs instead. ;)
 
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