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skylove7

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#21
You will never hear me say anymore...
That I have lost all hope in myself.
That I cannot be the woman inside that I dream to be...
For God...for the people I love in my life, and for me!


God has NOT given up on us yet!
It's obvious...or Jesus would already cometh thru the clouds long ago!

I want to be brave as a soldier...but love sweet as a dove!
And that's exactly what I am going to do!


Amen Amen
 

blue_ladybug

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#22
You will never hear me say that I have given up on myself or God. :)
 
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skylove7

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#24
I just want bomb prophets here...
To leave me alone!
If they wanna give hope to their new girlfriends cool!
But MY new year is hope!
And I don't care what!
His new girlfriend trashes about me!


That's all I am sayin!
This year...
I want to love...
And praise the dew drop on a rose!
Which in dawn light. ...
Is more beautiful thsn diamonds!
There IS NO BOMB prophesy for me this summer!
Last summer a trusted friend made one. ..
It nearly destroyed me!
And I dont care
Who
Believes me or not in this place!
I tell the truth!

And I didn't do nothin wrong to deserve that!

Dang!
If you want another woman...
That's fine!

Send me a Dear John letter. ..
Not a bomb!
Dang...
This is a new spring...
Hopeful since last year....
Leave me wicked intentions ones please!
I beg you please!
please
I beg you just let me live thus year....
Let me be :)
 
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melita916

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Aug 12, 2011
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#25
You will never hear me say "oh i dont want chocolate chip cookies."
 
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Ultimatum77

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#26
1. Walk the plank ye scalawag! Twill make yo'n shark fodder this day! Arg!

2. Please and Thank you....they are almost extinct words in society...
 
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jennymae

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#27
1. Walk the plank ye scalawag! Twill make yo'n shark fodder this day! Arg!

2. Please and Thank you....they are almost extinct words in society...
Making them Scalawags walk the plank? I didn't know you were a Southern boy, Ultimatum:p
 
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Ultimatum77

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#28
Making them Scalawags walk the plank? I didn't know you were a Southern boy, Ultimatum:p
I had an image of Capt. Jack from Pirates of the Caribbean flash across my mind so I thought ah what the heck I'll make a pirate style saying......

do they say scalawag down South in 'Merica? I thought that "scalawag" was archaic pirate talk? lol
 

Lynx

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Aug 13, 2014
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#29
*sigh*

"Please feel free to use my new thread as a platform for airing the same old gripe you have already talked about on many other threads."

Nope, that is something you will never hear me say.
 

melita916

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#30
you will never hear me say, "oh you're giving me a day off from work? this makes me sad!!!!!!!!!"
 
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Ultimatum77

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#31
You will never hear me....when I'm typing on this forum (unless I use chat hahaha).....
 
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#32
You will never hear a liberal say, "Rich people's lives matter!"
 
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#33
You will never hear an RPG character say, "Bikini armor? That doesn't even make sense! How does it protect anything?"

You will never hear an RPG character say, "Hey wait, how can he be dead? I can revive dead people with a phoenix down, but I can't revive my friend this time because it's scripted? Lame!"
Unless it's the Bard's tale xD
 
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#34
You will never hear a Hillary supporter say, "I want a president who's honest."

You will never hear a Trump supporter say, "Lets destroy America again."

You will never hear Ted Cruz say, "Here's my birth certificate."
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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#35
Unless it's the Bard's tale xD
Hmm? Which one did they say in the Bard's Tale?

You will never hear an FPS (First Person Shooter) main character saying, "Man, why do all the major battles wait for me to show up before they start?" Ever notice? It's so suspicious how the really big action always sits around waiting until the hero comes through, but the hero never notices the coincidences.
 

Lynx

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#36
While I'm on the topic of RPGs...

"Why are towns so small? I mean there's more people in my immediate family than there are in this "village." Even the capital city of this country doesn't have the population of any small town in Tennessee.

And why are woodland creatures so aggressive here? Walk through the woods between one "town" and another and every animal seems to want to attack you. Isn't that directly contrary to basic survival instinct?

And why do I have to save the world anyway? Who chose me? Don't we have an army for stuff like that?"

Things you will never hear an RPG character saying, because part of their paycheck is for ignoring blatantly obvious discrepancies. :p
 
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AuntieAnt

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#38
You will never hear me complain if someone saves me from having to deal with a spider. :eek:

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You will never hear a man say" Im lost . Im going to pull over and ask for directions..."
 
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ArmoredBeliever

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#40
There are certainly some things you should never say, in your own best interest, even if they are very true, like criticizing a wife's cooking, and telling her she really does look fat in that dress.