If CC was a dating site...

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Mitspa said:
Girls like a little confidence in a man... tell yourself " I am handsome" 20 times everyday in the mirror... :)
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what makes you think I even look in a mirror. i don't even own one.

and as for the other part, no I am not, if I was I would not have spent 34 years alone.
 
wisebeardman said:
what makes you think I even look in a mirror. i don't even own one.

and as for the other part, no I am not, if I was I would not have spent 34 years alone.
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I know your Truck has a mirror ...just stick your face in front of one of those.
 
If CC was a dating site....

I would change my username from "Descyple" to "Dazzler"

I would freely give out my cell phone number, which is 1-800-EXMALEMODEL (the "ex" standing for "extremely delusional", but I'd keep that a secret!).


I would use my Canadian nationality to my CC-dating advantage the following ways:

I would change my profile pic to a selfie that has me wearing a t-shirt which says "Canadians Do It (Make Bacon) Better"

And I would begin every conversation I have with women by saying the following phrase "I have my own igloo!!!"
 
crosstweed said:
*If I were setting up your profiles...

AbigailZeke: "Be nice. I can hack your computer. ^-^"
seoulsearch: "I enjoy spontaneous opinion polls, psychological analysis, and will ask sudden, deep questions... and I LOOOOOOVE romance movies."
BruceWayne: "All potential girlfriends subject to approval by Broccoli Dog."
wisebeardman: "im like eeyore, if eeyore was a KGB truck driver"
Roh_Chris: "Oncefallen is a great guy."
Lynx:
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*The views and opinions expressed here are those of crosstweed, and do not necessarily represent those of these persons.
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That is gold. :D
 
Reminds me of a cartoon I saw. Husband and wife were out jogging together. The wife says, "So it's agreed. Three more years and then we both let ourselves go." Sounds like a plan.
 
Being Canadian, and single, I would simply say, "Escape the Clinton-Trump debacle... move to Canada. Now taking applications."
 
Dino246 said:
Being Canadian, and single, I would simply say, "Escape the Clinton-Trump debacle... move to Canada. Now taking applications."
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Dude...not sure that the best way to pick up chicks? Come to Canada ..is not a great pick-up line, unless you are talking to some girl living in some poverty stricken country...:)
 
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