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Oh my, I discovered a new pet hate over the last few days... I think I'm
gonna shoot someone or something!
One of our neighbours has got a new cat they have named SWEETIE, aaargh...
Picture this, it's red hot at night, you open your bedroom window and suddenly this is
what you hear at midnight just as you are nicely nodding off to sleep.
"Sweetie, it's mummy, time to come home sweetie". Shakes box of cat food.
"Come in Sweetie it's bed time". More shaking of box of cat food.
"Come on darling, time to come in now, mummy has got something for you to eat".
Shakes cat food again.
Sweetie does not appear so door gets slammed shut.
20 minutes later door opens, shakes box of cat food again.
"Sweetie come and see what I have got for you, come in now it's bed time".
More shaking of cat food - do you have any idea how loud a box of cat food sounds when
you shake it hard!
"Come to mummy Sweetie, it's getting late now".
On and on it continues every 20 minutes or so.
Any suggestions anyone, should I shoot the cat, the owner or should I aim for the box
of cat food?
Im starting to have evil thoughts due to sleep deprivation!
gonna shoot someone or something!
One of our neighbours has got a new cat they have named SWEETIE, aaargh...
Picture this, it's red hot at night, you open your bedroom window and suddenly this is
what you hear at midnight just as you are nicely nodding off to sleep.
"Sweetie, it's mummy, time to come home sweetie". Shakes box of cat food.
"Come in Sweetie it's bed time". More shaking of box of cat food.
"Come on darling, time to come in now, mummy has got something for you to eat".
Shakes cat food again.
Sweetie does not appear so door gets slammed shut.
20 minutes later door opens, shakes box of cat food again.
"Sweetie come and see what I have got for you, come in now it's bed time".
More shaking of cat food - do you have any idea how loud a box of cat food sounds when
you shake it hard!
"Come to mummy Sweetie, it's getting late now".
On and on it continues every 20 minutes or so.
Any suggestions anyone, should I shoot the cat, the owner or should I aim for the box
of cat food?
Im starting to have evil thoughts due to sleep deprivation!
Seriously? I'd think I'd shout out, "Sweetie is spending the night with TomCat. I might join them, because a yowling tom cat has to be quieter than this."
She'll never figure out who said that because of the fog.
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I'm still stuck imagining "red hot night" in England. I thought nights there come in foggy, thus clammy.
Seriously? I'd think I'd shout out, "Sweetie is spending the night with TomCat. I might join them, because a yowling tom cat has to be quieter than this."
She'll never figure out who said that because of the fog.
Seriously? I'd think I'd shout out, "Sweetie is spending the night with TomCat. I might join them, because a yowling tom cat has to be quieter than this."
She'll never figure out who said that because of the fog.
It gets warm....sometimes...
Worse is when it's warm and humid, keep the window closed and it's too uncomfortable,
open the window and hear a mad woman yelling .....SWEETIE...
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Pet hate - when the printer at works jams, you spend ages
opening up the tray and slot thingys trying to work out where the jam is.
You remove a whole load of screwed up paper, close it all up.
Wait.... Nothing happens all the lights are still flashing.
Open it up all over again, burn your fingers trying to reach into the hot innards of
the machine. Find a teeny weeny piece of paper the size of a finger nail.
Close it all up it whirs into motion, then it beeps to say it's ran out of tonor! Waaargh
Where's the hammer!
opening up the tray and slot thingys trying to work out where the jam is.
You remove a whole load of screwed up paper, close it all up.
Wait.... Nothing happens all the lights are still flashing.
Open it up all over again, burn your fingers trying to reach into the hot innards of
the machine. Find a teeny weeny piece of paper the size of a finger nail.
Close it all up it whirs into motion, then it beeps to say it's ran out of tonor! Waaargh
Where's the hammer!
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Oh my, I discovered a new pet hate over the last few days... I think I'm
gonna shoot someone or something!
One of our neighbours has got a new cat they have named SWEETIE, aaargh...
Picture this, it's red hot at night, you open your bedroom window and suddenly this is
what you hear at midnight just as you are nicely nodding off to sleep.
"Sweetie, it's mummy, time to come home sweetie". Shakes box of cat food.
"Come in Sweetie it's bed time". More shaking of box of cat food.
"Come on darling, time to come in now, mummy has got something for you to eat".
Shakes cat food again.
Sweetie does not appear so door gets slammed shut.
20 minutes later door opens, shakes box of cat food again.
"Sweetie come and see what I have got for you, come in now it's bed time".
More shaking of cat food - do you have any idea how loud a box of cat food sounds when
you shake it hard!
"Come to mummy Sweetie, it's getting late now".
On and on it continues every 20 minutes or so.
Any suggestions anyone, should I shoot the cat, the owner or should I aim for the box
of cat food?
Im starting to have evil thoughts due to sleep deprivation!
gonna shoot someone or something!
One of our neighbours has got a new cat they have named SWEETIE, aaargh...
Picture this, it's red hot at night, you open your bedroom window and suddenly this is
what you hear at midnight just as you are nicely nodding off to sleep.
"Sweetie, it's mummy, time to come home sweetie". Shakes box of cat food.
"Come in Sweetie it's bed time". More shaking of box of cat food.
"Come on darling, time to come in now, mummy has got something for you to eat".
Shakes cat food again.
Sweetie does not appear so door gets slammed shut.
20 minutes later door opens, shakes box of cat food again.
"Sweetie come and see what I have got for you, come in now it's bed time".
More shaking of cat food - do you have any idea how loud a box of cat food sounds when
you shake it hard!
"Come to mummy Sweetie, it's getting late now".
On and on it continues every 20 minutes or so.
Any suggestions anyone, should I shoot the cat, the owner or should I aim for the box
of cat food?
Im starting to have evil thoughts due to sleep deprivation!