Cheesy pickup lines and outrageously grandiose compliments

[mailmandan]

I would offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.

 

[blue_ladybug]

Want some candy little girl?



No wait, nevermind! :O

Oh my. Bad choice of words.. lol

 

[melita916]

i love cheesy pick up lines!!!

i just posted this one on my fiance's fb

 

[mailmandan]

Did you have some Campbell's soup this morning? Because you're looking mm mm good.

 

[TemporaryCircumstances]

Did you have some Campbell's soup this morning? Because you're looking mm mm good.

Haha I like that one

 

[blue_ladybug]

You know, Roy Orbison wrote the song "pretty woman" especially for you.

 

[zeroturbulence]

Are u an airplane? 'Cause just being with you gets me high.

 

[blue_ladybug]

I'm a hunka hunka burning love..

 

[zeroturbulence]

Are u a Ferrari? 'Cause I can't stop admiring you. (made this one up myself too )

 

[blue_ladybug]

Are u a Ferrari? 'Cause I can't stop admiring you. (made this one up myself too )

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You have my heart, cuz you got me my favorite color of car..

 

[Miri]

How about these.

Your teeth are like stars, they come out at night.
Your ears are like flowers, cauliflowers
You have a face like a million dollars, all green and crinkly
You have a soft heart and head to match

 

[zeroturbulence]

Are u a fighter pilot? 'Cause you just turned my world upside down.

I'm on a roll, people! (no pun intended.... or was it? )

 

[blue_ladybug]

How about these.

Your teeth are like stars, they come out at night.
Your ears are like flowers, cauliflowers
You have a face like a million dollars, all green and crinkly
You have a soft heart and head to match

A guy says any of these to me and he gets a slap across the face..lol

 

[Blain]

Pick up lines don't work it's to cliche lol

 

[blue_ladybug]

Cheesy pickup lines, music lyric style:

You Rock My World, you know you did.
Earth Angel, will you be mine?
Pretty Woman, don't walk on by.
Dude Looks Like A Lady.

 

[TemporaryCircumstances]

A guy says any of these to me and he gets a slap across the face..lol

LOL I'd like to see that

 

[ArtsieSteph]

See what you do is save cheesy pick up lines til after you are in a relationship then your partner thinks it's adorable

 

[mailmandan]

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

 

[NotmebutHim]

I'm a bridge and you're a distant island; I'd cross the ocean to get to you.

 

[Corbinscam]

See what you do is save cheesy pick up lines til after you are in a relationship then your partner thinks it's adorable

exactly lol