Little lady, I have a face that could make a freight train take a dirt road. I wasn't allowed to post my picture on uglypeople.com because it wasn't fair to all the other entries. I'm so ugly I have to sit in the cargo hold on top of someone's grody suitcase when I fly. I can't go to the zoo out of fear of being tranquilized and put in a cage. My face looks like my neck threw up.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with the way you look, Yahweh.
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