I will probably not get married because of the likelihood of marrying a heathen

[friendinpeace]

It is in the Bible the way to determine if somebody is trustable to a christian is if they say,

"Jesus is lord"

if she can say this, she is not a threat, as it says look out for anybody who can not say this as the primary way of determining if she is a threat.

As for people, you can check on them too, perhaps say a joke which puts these things you are concerned about in a humorous light, if she responds by making back, keep going until she says the topic has gone too far, if she thinks you could be accepting of these things, she will probably tell you, if she becomes upset at the idea, tell her you were just testing because you didn't know her, and wanted to get her to out herself before marrying her if she was like you are concerned, if she's still mad, show her this comment if you want to show her somebody did suggest doing this and this was really what you were doing.

friendinpeace

 

[PinkDiamond]

It is in the Bible the way to determine if somebody is trustable to a christian is if they say,

"Jesus is lord"

if she can say this, she is not a threat, as it says look out for anybody who can not say this as the primary way of determining if she is a threat.

As for people, you can check on them too, perhaps say a joke which puts these things you are concerned about in a humorous light, if she responds by making back, keep going until she says the topic has gone too far, if she thinks you could be accepting of these things, she will probably tell you, if she becomes upset at the idea, tell her you were just testing because you didn't know her, and wanted to get her to out herself before marrying her if she was like you are concerned, if she's still mad, show her this comment if you want to show her somebody did suggest doing this and this was really what you were doing.

friendinpeace

If a guy kept asking me questions to determine if I was a demon, I'm pretty sure I'd run away from him as quickly as possible, lol. To me, that line of questioning is indicative of mental instability. One question of this sort is "too far." If he shows her this post, she'll be dialing 911...

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

The crucifix and holy water would be easier, and if she gets upset, you can just play it off like you are a major fan of the movie The Exorcist. No need for an interrogation or water-boarding, as much fun as that might be.

 

[violakat]

That's cause he went for a fairy tale princess. Not the real thing.

Women had to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince. But, do you know what we had to do??!

He had to find a noble steed that was willing to ride for days on a wild goose chase. Then he had to reach the castle by crossing that scary, rickety rope bridge. If that was not enough, he had to climb a flight of stairs in a dark and damp castle. On top of that, he had to pick up the Princess in his arms (because she was too dainty to walk down with him) and return via the same flights of stairs! It didn't end there, because soon he faced an angry, fire-breathing dragon. He escaped by the skin of his teeth but his troubles were only beginning. Princess believed in a fairy tale, so she refused to accept him. Convincing her was not enough, because soon he scraped his knee in falling for her and then had to fight for her hand .... all over again!

And you thought this was a man's world????!

*stomps off in a huff*

 

[melita916]

I agree with those who say....

Stay single, OP.

 

[Addison]

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands.

For example, if she has hooves, she's probably a horse.

 

[Sonflower]

The crucifix and holy water would be easier, and if she gets upset, you can just play it off like you are a major fan of the movie The Exorcist. No need for an interrogation or water-boarding, as much fun as that might be.

You entertain me so.

 

[Miri]

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands.

For example, if she has hooves, she's probably a horse.

So funny, lol

 

[Roh_Chris]

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands.

For example, if she has hooves, she's probably a horse.

Quit prancing about this thread, won't ya? :

 

[wwjd_kilden]

Demons don't walk this earth in flesh looking for a man to marry.
As a matter of fact, it is more likely thee is already a demon in your life, feeding you fears to distract you from God.
NOT in the shape of a woman, but in your mind, whispering fears.

 

[Oncefallen]

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands.

For example, if she has hooves, she's probably a horse.

Quit prancing about this thread, won't ya? :

Nay
..........

 

[LaurenTM]

this guy sounds an awful lot like the one who was worried about demonic shapeshifters a few days ago

do they possibly go to the same church?

is this a new trend in certain circles now?

remember to bring an exorcist on your dates then, just to be on the safe side

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

Get your handy-dandy Dating Kit! Included for the low price of $19.95 is:

One cricifix
One vial Holy Water
One old priest
One young priest
One copy of The Roman Ritual for Exorcism (in Latin)

Act now, and we'll also include for no additional charge:

One string of garlic bulbs
One wooden stake
6 silver bullets in your choice of .380, 9mm or 45 caliber

...

It's already difficult enough to find someone interesting enough to want to get to know, not to mention having to navigate the minefield that is the typical person's personality and neuroses, but now to have to deal with the possibility of them being in league with Lucifer...man, dating just isn't worth it. ;-)

 

[LaurenTM]

 

[zeroturbulence]

Never thought this would turn into a comical thread lol. Carry on...

 

[Sonflower]

It's hilarious. All of it. I approve.

 

[JesusLives]

I am still trying to find that true Christian woman but I have concerns about the spiritual status of my potential wife. In these end times anyone can attend church and claim to be a Christian but one can tell that these are not Christians but pagans, fornicators, cult members, demonic shapeshifters. So how will one pick a wife from such a bunch? I will rather not get married at all than to mate with a demon.

Shocker.....At one time we were all heathens so the likelihood of you marrying one is pretty good... The Good News is you might just find a forgiven one just like you and live happily ever after....

Pray about it and ask God to help you find your mate and then trust Him to do so.....

 

[Lynx]

For some reason the word "succubus" keeps going through my mind. I don't know why.

 

[Sonflower]

Quit prancing about this thread, won't ya? :

Nay
..........

These two posts together win the night for me. So. Funny.

 

[cinder]

So here's something I'm wondering about, on the scale of dating and marriage acceptability, do heathens rank above or below heretics? What about pew warmers or pharisees? No wonder this is so complicated, there's too many types of Christians who aren't properly Christian out there.