Things you'll probably never hear people say.. (just for fun) :P

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Go on, do it!

Marry that unbelieving shape-shifting demon.

May you live long and prosper together! <3<3<3
 
lol i just read about vegans in my health ed class they actually the body does need animal fat for some health related things don't ask me what now cause I can not look it up lol
It's actually animal protein that they need. Without it they become deficient in vitamin B12, and a few other nutrients.
 
"I have a new boy friend" This is one of the things some of the people I know will never hear me say because even if it's true, I am not telling them. They won't believe anyway so why bother.
 
Vegans live longer in better health.
Actually I've heard a lot of people say that. PETA is really big on that saying. Unfortunately for vegans it's wrong, according to my 84 year old grandmother (who makes the best sausage and milk gravy and buttermilk biscuits you ever stuck in your mouth.)
 
I am invincible while you are so convincible

I am superior to my inferior (this was from a 90's cartoon lol where the villain would say this over and over again to the hero....lol

I cannot tell a lie.....oh wait I just did :P for all you honest abe lincoln folks out there hehehehe......
 
Actually I've heard a lot of people say that. PETA is really big on that saying. Unfortunately for vegans it's wrong, according to my 84 year old grandmother (who makes the best sausage and milk gravy and buttermilk biscuits you ever stuck in your mouth.)


PETA is actually a corrupt organisation, not a reflection on the lifestyle and values of Veganism. I'm glad your grandma is alive and with us today though.
 
To random liberal you meet on street... lol:

The hot carbon emissions coming out of your mouth are like smog...its clouding my atmosphere.....lol

I'm so hot...the thermometer doesn't even have a degree for me! :P

I'm so cold.... absolute zero's got nothing on me.....
 
Not said by Humpty Dumpty:

"Y'all gonna just stand there shaking your heads? Go get the king! I've got yellowness oozing out of me!"



Actually said by Lenardzw back in the day to break the ice when meeting new people,

"Glad to meet me."