So...I have three jobs. One of them is part time at a skating rink. I do a number of things there...one of which is DJing...ish...
...so, for the most part, I try to restrain the requests of those who come to things that are NOT explicit...much to their indignance...
That being said...they often try to argue the merits of 'their' (which basically means anything on the billboard top 100 at any given moment...) music and how it is good. I rebuttal that they don't know the meaning of the word 'good' (as they are using it to represent 'self' preference not morality...), and that no legitimate businesses (other than night clubs, bars, casinos, etc...) would ever play the songs they are requesting...let alone to the their age group...
Their persistence has evolved our relationship into my having to google every song they request, and I can usually only play (with the caveat of no sex, drugs, foul language...) about 12% or so of what they request.
As this happens week after week...I feel like Jackie Chan from the latest Karate Kid when he and Jaden just get out of the antagonist's dojo:
"That's a bad man! Teach you bad things!"