I also have a Looney Tunes tie that I have never found a place to ditch. Maybe I should sell it on ebay. I love Bugs Bunny but the tie is just too, too garish.
And I have somehow accumulated a collection of knives with cheap, easily dulled blades that I never bought. I'm a nerd, why do I need 40,000 pocket knives? And when they get dull so easily, who has ever heard of a nerd sharpening a knife blade? We have better things to do, like splicing two controllers together so we don't have to swap one out for the other all the time. Who is making all these knives with cheap metal anyway? There should be a law that you are only allowed to use surgical stainless steel or something better in knife blades.
No joke, I have left a cheap pocket knife at work in a high traffic area where good tools vanish all the time. It sat there for a SOLID MONTH and nobody picked it up. I finally threw it away. Even thieves saw at a glance how worthless it was.