Looking For a Foreign Wife? May I Humbly Submit Some Realities to Consider...

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Yahweh_is_gracious said:
I've never understood why women love cats.


Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, when they are home they like to be left alone and sleep.


In other words, every quality women hate in men, they love in a cat.
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I never thought about it like that, but you know... he's right!
 
Tinkerbell725 said:
Sort of Stepford Wives. Or desperate husbands. A robot stepford wife is a lesser evil than a feminazi wife.
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Lol idk what a stepford wife is but I think you just made the spectrum for us.

Christian wife > American wife > stepford wife > Austin Powers fembots > feminazis
 
Yahweh_is_gracious said:
I've never understood why women love cats.


Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, when they are home they like to be left alone and sleep.


In other words, every quality women hate in men, they love in a cat.
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Hmm, maybe the solution to this Feline Paradox is to headbutt a woman lovingly. If she feeds you, she's the one.
 
Eloseus said:
Hmm, maybe the solution to this Feline Paradox is to headbutt a woman lovingly. If she feeds you, she's the one.
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That might work. I'll testify that spraying my urine all over her drapes and clawing her furniture does NOT endear me to them.

Oh, and NEVER poop in a playground sandbox. It gets you two things - a criminal record and a nickname.
 
Yahweh_is_gracious said:
That might work. I'll testify that spraying my urine all over her drapes and clawing her furniture does NOT endear me to them.

Oh, and NEVER poop in a playground sandbox. It gets you two things - a criminal record and a nickname.
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Oh man, now I'm rolling.

Careful though, these ladies gonna start thinking they can house train us!
 
maxwel said:
The real deal...

foreign wives are better because they have a cute accent.


So theoretically, if you could convince a local woman to always speak with a cute accent, that would be just a good...
and save a lot of money on airfare.
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Unless they have a Dutch or German accent while speaking English. Not so "cute" to North Americans. Harsh sounding.

The French win in that category... But I have no idea about Asian accents.
 
seoulsearch said:
True confessions... I could definitely be attracted to an American (or any other guy) who could mimic certain accents, including but not limited to: British, Aussie, Scottish, and Irish.

Please apply... via voicemail, with proof of accent(s). ;)
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I approve of this post, 100%
Here's Gerard Butler talking Scots: [video=youtube;IwhdtlxEU0g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwhdtlxEU0g[/video]
 
My wife is from Mexico. That qualifies as foreign I guess. We met and got married before I was saved . I was blessed that she was a good woman . I did not decide one day to find a foreign wife for any particular reason. She did have the qualities I liked in woman. She had the physical appearance I found attractive and a firey personality. Meaning she was cute and had a stereotypical take no garbage Latina temper. I never did like the submissive type . It had less to do with where she was from but who she was . Now after becoming a Christian I did come to appreciate the fact that she had certain blunt honesty that came with the the package. She is one of the best things that ever happened to me. It's not a walk in the park either. We had to learn each other's language. ( I need to know what she is saying when she is tickled off) Their are a few cultural things that needed to be learned too . We have been together for about 19 years. The road has not always been smooth,but it has been memorable and something we won't change. So foreign wives are not bad as long as that's not what your looking for . My opinion is look for what is going to be a good match ( both being Christian is a start ) . If she happens to be foreign so let it be it is who she is . If she has to be foreign for you to date then who she is is secondary, to what she is and that is just wrong .
Blessings
Bill
 
Oups sorry I did not realize this was in singles forum.
Let the beatings begin.
Blessings
Bill
 
Laish said:
Oups sorry I did not realize this was in singles forum.
Let the beatings begin.
Blessings
Bill
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You are fine as long as you are adding something edifying. You made some good points in your post. Married folks comment here all the time.
 
Yahweh_is_gracious said:
That might work. I'll testify that spraying my urine all over her drapes and clawing her furniture does NOT endear me to them.

Oh, and NEVER poop in a playground sandbox. It gets you two things - a criminal record and a nickname.
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Eloseus said:
Oh man, now I'm rolling.

Careful though, these ladies gonna start thinking they can house train us!
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I'm thinking someone needs to start using the litter box:p
 
Rats, no beating? I was hoping for... eh, never mind.

*Lynx sighs and puts away the baseball bat.


Actually Laish what you said was pretty much on-point with what the thread creator was going for. Props.
 
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