Ruin a date in just four words

[LanceA]

Good, I was hungry.

 

[blue_ladybug]

I'm a drag queen.

 

[LanceA]

I'm a drag queen.

You're just a Drag

 

[EarnestQ]

Just got outa prison

 

[Tommy379]

I am a transgender.

Yours is bigger than mine.

 

[Tommy379]

Screaming from the trunk??

Meet my last girlfriend.

 

[Galatea]

Elvis is dead. Johnny baby's still alive, kicking, and quite hot.. woo hoo

Long live the king.
I have proof of his superiority: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V430M59Yn8

 

[blue_ladybug]

Dude, you look like a lady.

You're just a Drag

 

[EarnestQ]

Wanna go to church?

 

[blue_ladybug]

LOL........

Yours is bigger than mine.

 

[EarnestQ]

I can not drive.

 

[Tommy379]

I eat my nose hairs.

Ypur nosehairs taste great.

 

[Galatea]

That's right...that'd be a complement so to RUIN the date you've got to say:

You sound like Elvis.

Take that back. Kids these days.

 

[WineRose]

I am only 15...

(Wait, that ain't right)

 

[LanceA]

You look like grandma

 

[Galatea]

Wanna go to church?

That's a GOOD question! How would that ruin a date?!

 

[blue_ladybug]

I dance with zombies.

 

[LanceA]

That's a GOOD question! How would that ruin a date?!

Catholic church maybe?

 

[Tommy379]

On a first date..

Will you marry me?

I thought you'd never ask.

 

[blue_ladybug]

Lets get engaged.