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I have a lot of ... uh .... *looks it up* ... woodlice here, you think your spider likes them? If so, send it here. I'd rather have one spider than plenty of those critters. PS, don't ask me why, but we call then "wrinkly trolls"
We call them bud wugs! The next door neighbour's little boy use to get his words mixed
up so wood bugs became bud wugs.