If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

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If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

  • Join Thursday night Bingo. I just need to keep a card with me at all times in order to remember how

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Buy a rocking chair (which will be my primary means of transportation.)

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Start collecting cats. (How many is your limit?)

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Start acquiring animals. (Which kinds and how many?)

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • Start obtaining animals of all kinds--and open a zoo.(I can tell potential dates that I own my own b

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Become that creepy person who sits on a park bench and stares at everyone.

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up knitting--it'll come in handy when making sweaters for all my cats. (Sorry, chickswithsticks

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Play video games indefinitely while slamming Cheetos and Mountain Dew. (Which games, and which other

    Votes: 9 28.1%

  • Watch romantic movies 24/7. I like to torture myself with constant reminders of things I want but do

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up gourmet cooking--in the form of Hungry Man XXL frozen dinners.

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Welcome to the Jungle (my house will be overrun with plants... and other green things I will try to

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Meet other single people for coffee at McDonald's every morning--and complain about being single.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Quit shaving and grow that awesome beard I've always wanted. (Ladies, don't be afraid to admit this

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Become "that house at the end of the street" that everyone says is occupied by a creepy old person,

    Votes: 6 18.8%

  • Other -- There are so many awesome, humorous, sarcastic things to do as a single, I don't know where

    Votes: 7 21.9%
  • Total voters
    32
Galatea said:
Why thank you, very much. Who knows who might be bidding that day? Perhaps I'll luck out with a lonely, blind man with a large Victorian estate in the Hamptons. :D
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~ Create an incident ~


"Oh, .....Sorry!....I didn't mean to bump into you, I'm blind is all, perhaps you can help me to my large estate? I'll pay you handsomely just for staying there a lifetime! Smile. What luck it was bumping into you, I've been so lonely!" :cool:.
 
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Magenta said:
Just an FYI: rocking chairs and cat tails and paws do not mix...

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Poor kitty. If somebody was staring at me like that I might want to scratch her too. Maybe not the kind of damage a lion can inflict, but I'd want to do SOMETHING about it.

If that thick plastic sheet weren't there things would have been very different for that kid.
 
Lynx said:
Poor kitty. If somebody was staring at me like that I might want to scratch her too. Maybe not the kind of damage a lion can inflict, but I'd want to do SOMETHING about it.

If that thick plastic sheet weren't there things would have been very different for that kid.
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Not to mention that Lion is way too old for her anyway! She is not that old! She should be patient still....she should still be single! Smile.:). But, yes if I were her parent she would be looking at guppies.
 
Some people on here do. I don't because that can be given if I feel I want to..I have no social media and I more than dislike photos of myself so I don't keep them in sight... not that you particularly care I'm just sharing
Conversationand said:
In all seriousness, something for everyone to consider, mental and spiritual connections are nice, but most folks like a picture of your face as well if they're going to get involved.
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Just trust God will be my refuge and grace. I will actually try to be healthy and do as if I am becoming the prayer she is hoping for. And I will not put any time limits on God, and at the same time I will go and try to mingle without (my self-aware) expectations. God cares for everything in my life, there is no point in not trusting Him in this. So, in ten words (too late Dan!) I would say - rest in the Lord and be diligently seeking, in Him. Thats my only real answer in case I say anything else, after this. Smile.
 
Call the paper and put myself in the lost and found as somebody's rib
 
CaptainGoat said:
Go into Burger King and shout "Wendy's".
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I hear tell that Chuck Norris once went to a Burger King and ordered a sausage egg and cheese biscuit but they wouldn't make him one because it was five minutes after breakfast time. He went outside and roundhouse-kicked the whole building so hard that it turned into a Wendy's.
 
Zi said:
Some people on here do. I don't because that can be given if I feel I want to..I have no social media and I more than dislike photos of myself so I don't keep them in sight... not that you particularly care I'm just sharing
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I get that not everybody wants to put pictures of themselves on the internet as it's bad OPSEC and what not, but this is a Christian forum and what I hear you saying is that you have some deep-seated image/self-esteem issues. (please correct me if I'm wrong) I'm not going to push you on that because I'm new here and I don't know you like that, but I'd ask that you'd pursue Christ in that area if you're not already.
 
....continue to be excited with expectations, so much so, that I will wet my plants!
 
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