If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

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If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

  • Join Thursday night Bingo. I just need to keep a card with me at all times in order to remember how

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Buy a rocking chair (which will be my primary means of transportation.)

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Start collecting cats. (How many is your limit?)

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Start acquiring animals. (Which kinds and how many?)

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • Start obtaining animals of all kinds--and open a zoo.(I can tell potential dates that I own my own b

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Become that creepy person who sits on a park bench and stares at everyone.

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up knitting--it'll come in handy when making sweaters for all my cats. (Sorry, chickswithsticks

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Play video games indefinitely while slamming Cheetos and Mountain Dew. (Which games, and which other

    Votes: 9 28.1%

  • Watch romantic movies 24/7. I like to torture myself with constant reminders of things I want but do

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up gourmet cooking--in the form of Hungry Man XXL frozen dinners.

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Welcome to the Jungle (my house will be overrun with plants... and other green things I will try to

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Meet other single people for coffee at McDonald's every morning--and complain about being single.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Quit shaving and grow that awesome beard I've always wanted. (Ladies, don't be afraid to admit this

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Become "that house at the end of the street" that everyone says is occupied by a creepy old person,

    Votes: 6 18.8%

  • Other -- There are so many awesome, humorous, sarcastic things to do as a single, I don't know where

    Votes: 7 21.9%
  • Total voters
    32
WineRose

WineRose

Senior Member
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Jan 3, 2017
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...Act like a real-life Tsundere! Baka!

(But I'm probably one right now in the not-digital world, anyway...)
 
Maka

Maka

Senior Member
#142
Jun 26, 2017
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#142
If I'm single for too much longer, I'll need to let go completely and move on.
 
Z

Zi

Guest
#143
#143
I'll find my way to John's zoo sit on a bench and stare at people
 
G

Galatea

Guest
#144
#144
Go to the threads advocating polygamy and ask one of the posters if he would like to put his theories into practice and gain another wife.
 
slave

slave

Senior Member
#145
Mar 20, 2015
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#145
Lynx said:
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
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Luck?... Thats a shadow of hope that never can be touched. The girl who ends up with God's man in me, will be fortunate, and blessed to touch me! And I will rest in my Lord as it happens in His context of blessings as well. Smile..
 
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Conversationand

Conversationand

Senior Member
#146
Jun 24, 2017
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#146
Galatea said:
Go to the threads advocating polygamy and ask one of the posters if he would like to put his theories into practice and gain another wife.
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Just wait it out a little more; polygamy will be popular in society.

Isaiah 4:1 "In that day seven women will take hold of one man and say, "We will eat our own food and provide our own clothes; only let us be called by your name. Take away our disgrace!"
 
Magenta

Magenta

Senior Member
#147
Jul 3, 2015
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#147
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Galatea

Guest
#148
#148
Conversationand said:
Just wait it out a little more; polygamy will be popular in society.

Isaiah 4:1 "In that day seven women will take hold of one man and say, "We will eat our own food and provide our own clothes; only let us be called by your name. Take away our disgrace!"
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Heck no, if I am going to agree to sharing a husband, the very least he can do is buy my clothes and food. I'm not going to be a part of a polygamous relationship AND work. Forget that, if a man wants a harem he should be able to financially support a harem.
 
Nkirah

Nkirah

Senior Member
#149
Jun 4, 2017
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#149
Galatea said:
Go to the threads advocating polygamy and ask one of the posters if he would like to put his theories into practice and gain another wife.
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Or wear a T-shirt (made with different colors) with the words, "I am single, so what?" and make sure people read them ;)

And I'll be enjoying the looks on their faces after reading it:cool:
 
Tommy379

Tommy379

Notorious Member
#150
Jan 12, 2016
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#150
According to the bible, I have no choice but to remain alone.
 
R

renewed_hope

Guest
#152
#152
.....continue smiling and showing the love of Christ in me.

Now, I know this was meant as a humorous thread, but I am happy that I have the freedoms that I do and fully embrace every moment that I have not being married. Now, I am currently with a wonderful guy and hopefully we end up married, but either way, I smile all the time and show everyone around me that it's because of Christ and what he did for me that brings the smile to my face and I trust who he brings and takes out of my life because there is a purpose in it
 
J0Hnnatcc3

J0Hnnatcc3

Senior Member
#154
May 26, 2017
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#154
Zi said:
I'll find my way to John's zoo sit on a bench and stare at people
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Ha ha, I should have kept my mouth shut. Now I gotta start a zoo- how stressful ( but fun I'm sure)!

Well unless I get a girlfriend sometime soon...








Nope looks like I'm starting a zoo
 
C

CaptainGoat

Guest
#155
#155
Most of the single women on this site are from the USA. Most of the single men on this site are also from the USA. Why not meet up so you can be single together?
 
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CaptainGoat

Guest
#156
#156
I will become a virgin.
 
Conversationand

Conversationand

Senior Member
#158
Jun 24, 2017
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#158
CaptainGoat said:
Most of the single women on this site are from the USA. Most of the single men on this site are also from the USA. Why not meet up so you can be single together?
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Don't be ridiculous. That requires effort.
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
#159
Aug 13, 2014
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#159
slave said:
Luck?... Thats a shadow of hope that never can be touched. The girl who ends up with God's man in me, will be fortunate, and blessed to touch me! And I will rest in my Lord as it happens in His context of blessings as well. Smile..
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My post was a joke. The person I quoted was posting a picture from a movie called "Airplane." I posted a quote from that same movie, same scene.
 
Z

Zi

Guest
#160
#160
You might be forced to kick me out. Nobody wants stared at...
J0Hnnatcc3 said:
Ha ha, I should have kept my mouth shut. Now I gotta start a zoo- how stressful ( but fun I'm sure)!

Well unless I get a girlfriend sometime soon...








Nope looks like I'm starting a zoo
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