If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

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If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

  • Start obtaining animals of all kinds--and open a zoo.(I can tell potential dates that I own my own b

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  • Meet other single people for coffee at McDonald's every morning--and complain about being single.

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If I'm single for too much longer, I'll need to let go completely and move on.
 
Go to the threads advocating polygamy and ask one of the posters if he would like to put his theories into practice and gain another wife.
 
Good luck. We're all counting on you.

Luck?... Thats a shadow of hope that never can be touched. The girl who ends up with God's man in me, will be fortunate, and blessed to touch me! And I will rest in my Lord as it happens in His context of blessings as well. Smile..
 
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Go to the threads advocating polygamy and ask one of the posters if he would like to put his theories into practice and gain another wife.

Just wait it out a little more; polygamy will be popular in society.

Isaiah 4:1 "In that day seven women will take hold of one man and say, "We will eat our own food and provide our own clothes; only let us be called by your name. Take away our disgrace!"
 
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Just wait it out a little more; polygamy will be popular in society.

Isaiah 4:1 "In that day seven women will take hold of one man and say, "We will eat our own food and provide our own clothes; only let us be called by your name. Take away our disgrace!"
Heck no, if I am going to agree to sharing a husband, the very least he can do is buy my clothes and food. I'm not going to be a part of a polygamous relationship AND work. Forget that, if a man wants a harem he should be able to financially support a harem.
 
Go to the threads advocating polygamy and ask one of the posters if he would like to put his theories into practice and gain another wife.

Or wear a T-shirt (made with different colors) with the words, "I am single, so what?" and make sure people read them ;)

And I'll be enjoying the looks on their faces after reading it:cool:
 
.....continue smiling and showing the love of Christ in me.

Now, I know this was meant as a humorous thread, but I am happy that I have the freedoms that I do and fully embrace every moment that I have not being married. Now, I am currently with a wonderful guy and hopefully we end up married, but either way, I smile all the time and show everyone around me that it's because of Christ and what he did for me that brings the smile to my face and I trust who he brings and takes out of my life because there is a purpose in it
 
I'll find my way to John's zoo sit on a bench and stare at people

Ha ha, I should have kept my mouth shut. Now I gotta start a zoo- how stressful ( but fun I'm sure)!

Well unless I get a girlfriend sometime soon...








Nope looks like I'm starting a zoo
 
Most of the single women on this site are from the USA. Most of the single men on this site are also from the USA. Why not meet up so you can be single together?
 
Luck?... Thats a shadow of hope that never can be touched. The girl who ends up with God's man in me, will be fortunate, and blessed to touch me! And I will rest in my Lord as it happens in His context of blessings as well. Smile..
My post was a joke. The person I quoted was posting a picture from a movie called "Airplane." I posted a quote from that same movie, same scene.
 
You might be forced to kick me out. Nobody wants stared at...
Ha ha, I should have kept my mouth shut. Now I gotta start a zoo- how stressful ( but fun I'm sure)!

Well unless I get a girlfriend sometime soon...








Nope looks like I'm starting a zoo