If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

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If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

  • Join Thursday night Bingo. I just need to keep a card with me at all times in order to remember how

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Buy a rocking chair (which will be my primary means of transportation.)

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Start collecting cats. (How many is your limit?)

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Start acquiring animals. (Which kinds and how many?)

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • Start obtaining animals of all kinds--and open a zoo.(I can tell potential dates that I own my own b

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Become that creepy person who sits on a park bench and stares at everyone.

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up knitting--it'll come in handy when making sweaters for all my cats. (Sorry, chickswithsticks

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Play video games indefinitely while slamming Cheetos and Mountain Dew. (Which games, and which other

    Votes: 9 28.1%

  • Watch romantic movies 24/7. I like to torture myself with constant reminders of things I want but do

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up gourmet cooking--in the form of Hungry Man XXL frozen dinners.

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Welcome to the Jungle (my house will be overrun with plants... and other green things I will try to

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Meet other single people for coffee at McDonald's every morning--and complain about being single.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Quit shaving and grow that awesome beard I've always wanted. (Ladies, don't be afraid to admit this

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Become "that house at the end of the street" that everyone says is occupied by a creepy old person,

    Votes: 6 18.8%

  • Other -- There are so many awesome, humorous, sarcastic things to do as a single, I don't know where

    Votes: 7 21.9%
  • Total voters
    32
reread my posts to see if I misspelled any words,and to see if anyone responded to one of my posts,from a few days ago if I get bored enough!
 
introduce women that don't exist with no names...
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joefizz said:
randomly give random women flowers to see their reactions!
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Good one. To make it worth it, once you hand them the flowers, stare at them, smile and say nothing.

If it's Zi, she'll stare back, or if it's Galatea, she'll see it as an invitation to drag you to her cave. Seeing different responses would be entertaining. :)
 
Eat my shorts.... (Except they are not edible and dont taste nice. Besides, I like my shorts!)
 
J0Hnnatcc3 said:
Good one. To make it worth it, once you hand them the flowers, stare at them, smile and say nothing.

If it's Zi, she'll stare back, or if it's Galatea, she'll see it as an invitation to drag you to her cave. Seeing different responses would be entertaining. :)
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A lair is not necessarily a cave.
 
Start overtly hitting on every woman I find remotely attractive no matter the situation.

"I'm so sorry for your loss. It's hard to see your dad in a casket like that. He had such a genuine smile. Do you want to talk about it over dinner? Wait! Don't go! I have great shoulders to cry on!"
 
Conversationand said:
Start overtly hitting on every woman I find remotely attractive no matter the situation.

"I'm so sorry for your loss. It's hard to see your dad in a casket like that. He had such a genuine smile. Do you want to talk about it over dinner? Wait! Don't go! I have great shoulders to cry on!"
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Perhaps a candlelight dinner for two after the funeral service.
 
Probably just become a workaholic and devote all my time and energy to missions and feeding the hungry.Oh yes, and to my family of cats.Meh.....life is too short to be hung up on marriage. :)
 
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