SURVEY FOR NON PARTICPANTS IN THE TIRESOME BDF

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Just for fun I would like to:

  • hit them over the head with the biggest Bible available

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • limit their posts to possibly 1 a day

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • send them to a small island populated only by penguins

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • give them an auditorium with 5000 people who hiss and boo at them

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • sign them up for the one way trip to Mars

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • send them on a blind date with Attila the Hun

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • allow them to post in the conspiracy forum only, where most of their posts actually belong

    Votes: 2 22.2%

  • fine them every time they misquote, leave out, twist or otherwise abuse scripture

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • as a last resort, invite them for a personal 1 on 1 in the alley

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • Total voters
    9
seoulsearch said:
A couple other thoughts about sending all the Lethal BDF'ers to an island inhabited only by penguins...

* They'd tell all the penguins they must submit to authority... as they waddle around on the flat, stationary earth, with their flat, little feet. :(

* NONE of the female penguins would be allowed to speak... or even so much as make a noise. :(

Can't we send the BDF'ers to another set of creatures that actually DESERVES to be punished...

(You know, like people who talk and text while they're using public toilets...) :D


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Another CC'er calls the BDF the "Bicker and Debate Forum", which seems pretty fitting. :)
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ewwwww...who does that? never mind :p


ummmm...rats? who gnaw on electrical wires and set your house on fire?
 
BillG said:
I tried smiling once. It's overrated if you ask me:cool:
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Grumpy Cat would be the perfect BDF mascot. :)

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resurrection33 said:
I don't think most churches allow just anybody to take the pulpit on Sunday mornings, so a forum such as this is a good place to share with others what the Lord has been teaching us. The Lord doesn't just teach pastors, and for that matter, a lot of pastors don't have a clue what's going on.
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true

which is what I meant
 
seoulsearch said:
Grumpy Cat would be the perfect BDF mascot. :)

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Lol...

Now I'm fighting the urge to post a thread in the BDF that asks people for their own suggestions of what the BDF Official Mascot should be...

And then posting this meme, of course!!! :p
 
seoulsearch said:
Lol...

Now I'm fighting the urge to post a thread in the BDF that asks people for their own suggestions of what the BDF Official Mascot should be...

And then posting this meme, of course!!! :p
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Give It a go
 
BillG said:
Give It a go
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I'm thinking the only people who would even understand what I'd be asking are the ones right here in this thread!

No time for a sense of humor when a True Follower is busy doing the work of the Lord! :rolleyes:
 
seoulsearch said:
I'm thinking the only people who would even understand what I'd be asking are the ones right here in this thread!

No time for a sense of humor when a True Follower is busy doing the work of the Lord! :rolleyes:
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Willie-T said:
Although I do have many very pointed opinions and definite beliefs, I am probably the least "serious" person in our whole congregation. (You can ask *Tourist* and *JesusLives* if you need verification.)
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I find this one hard to believe. You come off as serious here....very serious lol.
 
seoulsearch said:
Lol...

Now I'm fighting the urge to post a thread in the BDF that asks people for their own suggestions of what the BDF Official Mascot should be...

And then posting this meme, of course!!! :p
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don't fight it

noticing your byline about catfishing...that might work
 
Willie-T said:
Although I do have many very pointed opinions and definite beliefs, I am probably the least "serious" person in our whole congregation. (You can ask *Tourist* and *JesusLives* if you need verification.)
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Willie makes me so nervous
so I never want to say anything to upset him
So I just throw likes his way lol:D
 
seoulsearch said:
I'm thinking the only people who would even understand what I'd be asking are the ones right here in this thread!

No time for a sense of humor when a True Follower is busy doing the work of the Lord! :rolleyes:
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I remember watching Jesus of Nazareth on t.v.

He was walking with his disciples beside the sea and all of a sudden they started pushing each other in the sea and having a water fight. And they were all laughing.

I looked at my wife horrified and said "Jesus wouldn't have done that, they are laughing and fooling around"

My wife said "Of course they would, Jesus would have laughed and had fun, it wouldn't surprise me if when one of them farted out loud they would have laughed as well"

I thought wow that must be true and us men will always laugh when we fart out loud.

Now I am sure Jesus had a sense of humour and would have laughed a lot.
 
Willie-T said:
You are helping me to consider substantially curtailing the amount of my postings.
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Sometimes people mistake fear for respect.
You shouldn't curtail the amount you post just because people respect you. lol.
I'll admit that I find you serious but not in a bad way...you're thought provoking. Not someone to joke around a ton.
 
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