If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

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If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

  • Join Thursday night Bingo. I just need to keep a card with me at all times in order to remember how

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Buy a rocking chair (which will be my primary means of transportation.)

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Start collecting cats. (How many is your limit?)

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Start acquiring animals. (Which kinds and how many?)

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • Start obtaining animals of all kinds--and open a zoo.(I can tell potential dates that I own my own b

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Become that creepy person who sits on a park bench and stares at everyone.

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up knitting--it'll come in handy when making sweaters for all my cats. (Sorry, chickswithsticks

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Play video games indefinitely while slamming Cheetos and Mountain Dew. (Which games, and which other

    Votes: 9 28.1%

  • Watch romantic movies 24/7. I like to torture myself with constant reminders of things I want but do

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up gourmet cooking--in the form of Hungry Man XXL frozen dinners.

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Welcome to the Jungle (my house will be overrun with plants... and other green things I will try to

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Meet other single people for coffee at McDonald's every morning--and complain about being single.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Quit shaving and grow that awesome beard I've always wanted. (Ladies, don't be afraid to admit this

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Become "that house at the end of the street" that everyone says is occupied by a creepy old person,

    Votes: 6 18.8%

  • Other -- There are so many awesome, humorous, sarcastic things to do as a single, I don't know where

    Votes: 7 21.9%
  • Total voters
    32
Conversationand

Conversationand

Senior Member
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Jun 24, 2017
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Marry my fridge!!lol
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You know Stewart, your wife can be a bit frigid at times... At least she's always got a cold drink and dinner for you. Otherwise, if it were me, I'd be looking at scrap metal prices. Just sayin.
 
Maka

Maka

Senior Member
#362
Jun 26, 2017
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If I'm single for too much longer, I'm going to take my dad to the Fantastic Beast sequel. Lol he'd go
 
kinda

kinda

Senior Member
#363
Jun 26, 2013
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If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To......be happy for the rest of my life.


Things are pretty good...why change? lol
 
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NoNameMcgee

Guest
#364
#364
kinda said:
If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To......be happy for the rest of my life.


Things are pretty good...why change? lol
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hahahaha

well said sir
 
S

SweetmorningDew78

Guest
#365
#365
kinda said:
If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To......be happy for the rest of my life.


Things are pretty good...why change? lol
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You're "Kinda" funny :D :D :D



Good to see you here kinda :) I hope all is well with you :)
 
Solemateleft

Solemateleft

Honor, Courage, Commitment
#366
Jun 25, 2017
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#366
I'll play:
If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To... Join 'Pagans Only dot. COM' :eek:

JK... ;)
 
G

Galatea

Guest
#367
#367
Move to the blue dots! Instead of "Go West Young Man!", it will be "Go West Youngish Woman!"

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joefizz

Guest
#368
#368
SweetmorningDew78 said:
You're "Kinda" funny :D :D :D



Good to see you here kinda :) I hope all is well with you :)
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yeah he is but I'm hilarious now pay attention if I'm single for too much longer,Im going to....race a real hedge hog!!!
 
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joefizz

Guest
#369
#369
buy a hippo and a walrus to learn which has more blubber!
 
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joefizz

Guest
#370
#370
sing I believe I can fly while wearing buzz light year wings!
 
J

joefizz

Guest
#371
#371
say to random people proudly,"I've got gas this morning!"(saved at fuel pump)
 
slave

slave

Senior Member
#374
Mar 20, 2015
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#374
... use my dog whistle for personal gains.
 
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Stewart

Guest
#375
#375
Speak and write backwards for a whole month

Here's an example
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seoulsearch

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
#377
May 23, 2009
15,820
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#377
Galatea said:
Move to the blue dots! Instead of "Go West Young Man!", it will be "Go West Youngish Woman!"

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Don't pack up just yet, Galatea.

I live kinda-sorta-maybe-a-little West-ish, and I can neither confirm nor deny the allegedly vast numbers of men here.

Of course... I also haven't set out my bacon traps yet, so you might want to give me a little time to get back to you. :cool:
 
J0Hnnatcc3

J0Hnnatcc3

Senior Member
#378
May 26, 2017
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seoulsearch said:
Don't pack up just yet, Galatea.

I live kinda-sorta-maybe-a-little West-ish, and I can neither confirm nor deny the allegedly vast numbers of men here.

Of course... I also haven't set out my bacon traps yet, so you might want to give me a little time to get back to you. :cool:
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Ok, that's just not fair: No mortal man can resist bacon!
 
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