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To guys go do a walk in the desert. To add some character, let's say our guys are Mexicans. Is there a desert in Mexico area? No idea.... Well, our two good men went for a walk.... (As you do if you want to go for a walk!) One grabbed an old car door to bring with him. The other asked him why.
"If it gets too hot I can wind down the window" he replied.
"No. It doesn't work. Leave it here" said the first man.
They set off and were enjoying their walk. They walked for a couple of hours and a sandstorm came. The only thing to do was to stop and wait and try to cover themselves. Thoughts of the car door sprang to mind, but they were stuck without it.
Eventually the sandstorm subsided and they were able to brush themselves down. The only problem was that everything looked different!
"Even our footsteps have gone!" Exclaimed the second man.
They could do with getting back so they had an idea. If they kept walking straight ahead they would bound to reach somewhere.
Though one did come up with the rule of location "Wherever you go, there you are" so in theory one can't get lost.
But the other said"Yes you can....We are lost because we dont know where here is!"
Well, they kept walking... They were finding it so hot and they had no water....
Then the first said "I'm not going any further."
The second went up the next rise and looked..... "Hey" he shouted. I can see a tree!" "Its a bacon tree" as he started running towards the tree......hearing the sound of his friends voice "There's no such thing as a bacon tree.... Its a mirage" ...
Meanwhile his friend got up and started to climb the rise and saw his friend about to grab a strip of bacon from the tree... His friend fell to the ground as he was shot in the leg from an unknown location...
"Go back" his friend shouted...."Its not a bacon tree...Its a ham bush!"
I hope you enjoyed the short story of our friends adventure....
"If it gets too hot I can wind down the window" he replied.
"No. It doesn't work. Leave it here" said the first man.
They set off and were enjoying their walk. They walked for a couple of hours and a sandstorm came. The only thing to do was to stop and wait and try to cover themselves. Thoughts of the car door sprang to mind, but they were stuck without it.
Eventually the sandstorm subsided and they were able to brush themselves down. The only problem was that everything looked different!
"Even our footsteps have gone!" Exclaimed the second man.
They could do with getting back so they had an idea. If they kept walking straight ahead they would bound to reach somewhere.
Though one did come up with the rule of location "Wherever you go, there you are" so in theory one can't get lost.
But the other said"Yes you can....We are lost because we dont know where here is!"
Well, they kept walking... They were finding it so hot and they had no water....
Then the first said "I'm not going any further."
The second went up the next rise and looked..... "Hey" he shouted. I can see a tree!" "Its a bacon tree" as he started running towards the tree......hearing the sound of his friends voice "There's no such thing as a bacon tree.... Its a mirage" ...
Meanwhile his friend got up and started to climb the rise and saw his friend about to grab a strip of bacon from the tree... His friend fell to the ground as he was shot in the leg from an unknown location...
"Go back" his friend shouted...."Its not a bacon tree...Its a ham bush!"
I hope you enjoyed the short story of our friends adventure....
