Who Deserves to be Put On the CC Singles Forum Naughty List?!

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seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Hey Everyone,

After catching up with Toinena's "Seriously Serious" thread, I have just discovered that there are still people in modern-day society... who (gasp!)... like meatloaf. (Bleh.) Seriously? Why not just open a can of Spam. :rolleyes:

Because of their love for anonymous loaves of meat, I think it's only right and fitting that I automatically placing the following people on The CC Singles Forum Naughty List: 1. Toinena, 2. NoNameMcGee, and 3. Yaweh_Is_Gracious. :p

And our own Miss Jennie-Mae gets an honorable mention for suggesting that ground beef be completely banned--the very horror!!! Believe me. You do.not. want to be the person to tell me I can never have a burger again. Things WILL get ugly (no offense if you're reading this, Ugly. :D)

Who do YOU think deserves to be put on The Singles Forum Naughty List, and WHY?

(Disclaimer: this thread is meant to be FUN and, I hope, will get people to smile and/or *gasp*, laugh!)

Let's have fun with this! But please, keep all submissions within the frame of brotherly/sisterly love. <D
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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Thank you for this honor. I will gladly sit in the corner and eat my meatloaf. I'll also have a can of SPAM because I never run out of SPAM. I'll try not to make sex noises while I eat it.
 
tourist

tourist

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Santa might be putting coal of the stockings on those on the CC naughty list. I've been told that he checks this list twice, gonna find out who's been naughty or nice.
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Yahweh_is_gracious said:
Thank you for this honor. I will gladly sit in the corner and eat my meatloaf. I'll also have a can of SPAM because I never run out of SPAM. I'll try not to make sex noises while I eat it.
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Santa might be putting coal of the stockings on those on the CC naughty list. I've been told that he checks this list twice, gonna find out who's been naughty or nice.
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Absolutely.

For Yahweh, those coals are already going to be set on fire before they're heaped into his stocking.

With just one post (the mental picture he just created... NNNOOOOOOO)--he's just graduated from the "Naughty List" to the "7 Burning Rings of Coal List", and there is no turning back.
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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Santa mistakes my chimney for a port-a-john, and he's stopping by my house after eating $30 worth of Taco Bell.
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Yahweh_is_gracious said:
Santa mistakes my chimney for a port-a-john, and he's stopping by my house after eating $30 worth of Taco Bell.
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As long as he flushes, you're good to go.

Why not leave a gift for SANTA this year?

You could have a 108-count pack of cushy, pillowy soft 3-ply toilet paper just waiting for his him on your chimney top (and if you're feel especially generous, you could have even have his initials stenciled onto the side of the rolls.)
 
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Jennie-Mae

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seoulsearch said:
Hey Everyone,

After catching up with Toinena's "Seriously Serious" thread, I have just discovered that there are still people in modern-day society... who (gasp!)... like meatloaf. (Bleh.) Seriously? Why not just open a can of Spam. :rolleyes:

Because of their love for anonymous loaves of meat, I think it's only right and fitting that I automatically placing the following people on The CC Singles Forum Naughty List: 1. Toinena, 2. NoNameMcGee, and 3. Yaweh_Is_Gracious. :p

And our own Miss Jennie-Mae gets an honorable mention for suggesting that ground beef be completely banned--the very horror!!! Believe me. You do.not. want to be the person to tell me I can never have a burger again. Things WILL get ugly (no offense if you're reading this, Ugly. :D)

Who do YOU think deserves to be put on The Singles Forum Naughty List, and WHY?

(Disclaimer: this thread is meant to be FUN and, I hope, will get people to smile and/or *gasp*, laugh!)

Let's have fun with this! But please, keep all submissions within the frame of brotherly/sisterly love. <D
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Aww, thanks for mentioning me...I'm happy to let you know that I, due to that honorable statement, gonna make eating burgers a federal offense:p.
 
tourist

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seoulsearch said:
As long as he flushes, you're good to go.

Why not leave a gift for SANTA this year?

You could have a 108-count pack of cushy, pillowy soft 3-ply toilet paper just waiting for his him on your chimney top (and if you're feel especially generous, you could have even have his initials stenciled onto the side of the rolls.)
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Santa is going to squeeze the Charmin.
 
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I see I am at the top of the list. That means my meatloaf wins, right? IMGP4815.jpg
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Jennie-Mae said:
Aww, thanks for mentioning me...I'm happy to let you know that I, due to that honorable statement, gonna make eating burgers a federal offense:p.
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Why do I get the feeling I'm going to be spending A LOT of time in prison...

I can just imagine my conversation with my next door neighbor (Bubbette), already:

Me: "What're ya in for?"

Bubbette: "Double homicide. You?"

Me: "I ate a double decker." :(
 
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Jennie-Mae

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seoulsearch said:
As long as he flushes, you're good to go.

Why not leave a gift for SANTA this year?

You could have a 108-count pack of cushy, pillowy soft 3-ply toilet paper just waiting for his him on your chimney top (and if you're feel especially generous, you could have even have his initials stenciled onto the side of the rolls.)
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Lol, poor feller would think you were gonna make him go on a rollin a house spree lol.
 
tourist

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seoulsearch said:
Why do I get the feeling I'm going to be spending A LOT of time in prison...

I can just imagine my conversation with my next door neighbor (Bubbette), already:

Me: "What're ya in for?"

Bubbette: "Double homicide. You?"

Me: "I ate a double decker." :(
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It must've been a Whopper.
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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Jennie-Mae said:
Aww, thanks for mentioning me...I'm happy to let you know that I, due to that honorable statement, gonna make eating burgers a federal offense:p.
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Excellent. The illegal stuff is more fun anyhow.
 
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Jennie-Mae

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seoulsearch said:
Why do I get the feeling I'm going to be spending A LOT of time in prison...

I can just imagine my conversation with my next door neighbor (Bubbette), already:

Me: "What're ya in for?"

Bubbette: "Double homicide. You?"

Me: "I ate a double decker." :(
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Facing real crime gonna make poor old Bubbette go all quiet lol.
 
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Jennie-Mae

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Oh, best get on my way home to make the hungry pack of wolves some supper. No meatloaf nor ground beef lol.
 
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Conversationand

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Clearly SeoulSearch needs to be put on the naughty list for making a naughty list. I smell trouble afoot and it has nothing to do with Santa's post taco bell ritual.

And Pipp needs on the list too, for tantalizing the forums with her baked goods without giving any. :D

Tourist needs on the list for that pun. And yes I can like the pun and still think you need to go on a list for it.
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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Conversationand said:
Clearly SeoulSearch needs to be put on the naughty list for making a naughty list.
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Not to mention the fact that it also gives a person The Ultimate Bragging Rights: "Oh yeah, you think YOU'RE bad enough to be put on The Naughty List??? Well, I WROTE The Naughty List--so just try to top that, Mister!"

And clearly, Conversationand needs to be put on The Naughty List for ending his username with a conjunction but no other noun with which to conjunct.

Seriously.

This is a most grievous crime of grammar.
 
Blain

Blain

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oooh meatloaf... my mouth is watering just thinking about it. crap now i really want some
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Blain said:
oooh meatloaf... my mouth is watering just thinking about it. crap now i really want some
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It's like an epidemic, man.

How can so many people like "Is It Really Meat? Mystery Loaf???" :( There's not enough coal in all the world for all you Loaf Lovers.

One thing is for sure. I'm gonna have to be A LOT more careful when picking my friends on this forum.

Blain! We love you!

But, liking meatloaf automatically qualifies you for The Naughty List. :(
 
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