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Galatea

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I will reach for you with one hand and push you away with the other. I am trying to figure out why. Probably fubar.
 
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Galatea

Guest
#222
#222
I have a horror of numbers, like the number nine. My rep points now add up to nine. Someone rep me before I go completely mad.
 
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Galatea

Guest
#223
#223
My insanity knows no bounds.
 
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Galatea

Guest
#224
#224
I can not take “No” for an answer.
 
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Galatea

Guest
#225
#225
I’m just marking time until the grave.
 
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Susanna

Guest
#226
#226
This bad hair day is for your eyes only.
 
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Susanna

Guest
#227
#227
So that was how I roll, now let's talk about you.
 
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Susanna

Guest
#228
#228
Yes, I have actually done that.
 
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Galatea

Guest
#229
#229
I have a one track mind, and the train has derailed.
 
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NoNameMcgee

Guest
#230
#230
Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?
 
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Susanna

Guest
#231
#231
I'm looking forward to be your ball and chain.
 
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Susanna

Guest
#234
#234
NoNameMcgee said:
Smart woman... unfortunately I noticed you took a few sips from your glass after you returned from the bathroom
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Don't worry, I swapped the glasses. Nighty nite.
 
MichaelOwen

MichaelOwen

Senior Member
#236
Nov 6, 2017
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#236
So I figure after dinner, I meet your folks, you meet mine, we elope, happily ever after, whadda ya say?
 
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Galatea

Guest
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#239
In order to prevent your inevitable rejection of me, I will destroy any warm feelings you may harbor. This is called self destructive behavior, but in my warped mind, it is self preservation.
 
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Galatea

Guest
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#240
I will not believe you are honest if you say anything nice about me. You are either being nice, trying to boost my self esteem, or being patronizing. No compliment goes unanalyzed for its “true” meaning.
 
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