scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[mailmandan]

Would you like to come to church with me on Sunday?
Church services are BYOS -- "Bring Your Own Snake."

If the snakes don't scare off the date, the new Pastor at church will.

 

[loverofjesus27]

This would actually be cool, lol

hahahaha oh yeah my neices passed most of the easiest levels.

 

[dailybread]

hahahaha oh yeah my neices passed most of the easiest levels.

The original NES version was so hard to me lol! Super Mario World on SNES was way easier for me! I want a Switch now for Mario Kart 8 I have a good computer and an xbox one now, but I'm trying to quit lol! When I was in high school, I had everything in my room! I had a computer, TV with cable box, a GameCube, a PS2, and an original Xbox lol!

 

[loverofjesus27]

The original NES version was so hard to me lol! Super Mario World on SNES was way easier for me! I want a Switch now for Mario Kart 8 I have a good computer and an xbox one now, but I'm trying to quit lol! When I was in high school, I had everything in my room! I had a computer, TV with cable box, a GameCube, a PS2, and an original Xbox lol!

yeah, the bomb

 

[dailybread]

yeah, the bomb

I'll probably hang up my controller for good when I get into college!

 

[loverofjesus27]

I'll probably hang up my controller for good when I get into college!

free time yay!

 

[Isny]

Is it ok if my mum comes with us, she wants to meet you?

Not a good idea.. My date, he may prefer older women.

 

[Bella37]

I hope you don't mind me wearing a wig, as my head gets cold without it!

 

[TriviaGirl86]

I brought my face razor with me for those stubborn beard hairs of mine.

(I sure hope this isn't supposed to be fictional)

 

[Bella37]

I forgot my hankie but hey, I have my sleave, if that's ok with you?.........

 

[Bella37]

I brought my face razor with me for those stubborn beard hairs of mine.

(I sure hope this isn't supposed to be fictional)

It better be, after what I just typed!!! awwahh

 

[Isny]

I forgot my hankie but hey, I have my sleave, if that's ok with you?.........

That's OK as long as you don't use my sleeve.

 

[Bella37]

That's OK as long as you don't use my sleeve.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, you make me Hahahahahahahahahah laugh! Give me your sleave quick!!!!!!

 

[Isny]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, you make me Hahahahahahahahahah laugh! Give me your sleave quick!!!!!!

Sorry, I'm wearing a T-shirt.

 

[joefizz]

Sorry, I'm wearing a T-shirt.

A Turtle shirt? ok let me use the neck of your shirt to clean my hands.

 

[Bella37]

A Turtle shirt? ok let me use the neck of your shirt to clean my hands.

There is plenty left for me, pardon me plz, while I blow my nose on the on the hem of your T-Turtle shirt, thanx honey bunny! MMMWWWAHHHH!

 

[joefizz]

There is plenty left for me, pardon me plz, while I blow my nose on the on the hem of your T-Turtle shirt, thanx honey bunny! MMMWWWAHHHH!

Well of course,quite alright just hold still while I clean my nose on your pony tail,I can't stand using paper items and your hair is so thick!

 

[mj007]

They call me the bogey man, achoo

 

[Bella37]

Well of course,quite alright just hold still while I clean my nose on your pony tail,I can't stand using paper items and your hair is so thick!

Ant LOVE grand, tis LOVE that makes the hair grow long & thick for my Honey Bunny's, Boogys!... So there!

 

[joefizz]

Ant LOVE grand, tis LOVE that makes the hair grow long & thick for my Honey Bunny's, Boogys!... So there!

Yes let nose germs be your hair's fertilizer!(this is getting ridiculous)