scare a date off with 1 phrase!

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mailmandan said:
Would you like to come to church with me on Sunday?
Church services are BYOS -- "Bring Your Own Snake."
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If the snakes don't scare off the date, the new Pastor at church will. :p

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loverofjesus27 said:
hahahaha oh yeah my neices passed most of the easiest levels. :P
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The original NES version was so hard to me lol! Super Mario World on SNES was way easier for me! I want a Switch now for Mario Kart 8 :cool: I have a good computer and an xbox one now, but I'm trying to quit lol! When I was in high school, I had everything in my room! I had a computer, TV with cable box, a GameCube, a PS2, and an original Xbox lol!
 
dailybread said:
The original NES version was so hard to me lol! Super Mario World on SNES was way easier for me! I want a Switch now for Mario Kart 8 :cool: I have a good computer and an xbox one now, but I'm trying to quit lol! When I was in high school, I had everything in my room! I had a computer, TV with cable box, a GameCube, a PS2, and an original Xbox lol!
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yeah, the bomb
 
I hope you don't mind me wearing a wig, as my head gets cold without it! :eek:
 
I brought my face razor with me for those stubborn beard hairs of mine.

(I sure hope this isn't supposed to be fictional)
 
I forgot my hankie but hey, I have my sleave, if that's ok with you?......... :eek:
 
joefizz said:
A Turtle shirt? ok let me use the neck of your shirt to clean my hands.
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There is plenty left for me, pardon me plz, while I blow my nose on the on the hem of your T-Turtle shirt, thanx honey bunny! MMMWWWAHHHH! :p
 
Bella37 said:
There is plenty left for me, pardon me plz, while I blow my nose on the on the hem of your T-Turtle shirt, thanx honey bunny! MMMWWWAHHHH! :p
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Well of course,quite alright just hold still while I clean my nose on your pony tail,I can't stand using paper items and your hair is so thick!
 
joefizz said:
Well of course,quite alright just hold still while I clean my nose on your pony tail,I can't stand using paper items and your hair is so thick!
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Ant LOVE grand, tis LOVE that makes the hair grow long & thick for my Honey Bunny's, Boogys!... So there! :P
 
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