scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[joefizz]

Touche, that' very funny my friend!

You'd better laugh I'm out of material!

 

[joefizz]

You'd better laugh I'm out of material!

Get me a cup of Joe and some fizzy Soda then use the blender!(well what do you know I had more material!)

 

[joefizz]

Scream my name out loud,right after this commercial.

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Get me a cup of Joe and some fizzy Soda then use the blender!(well what do you know I had more material!)

Here - let me

 

[joefizz]

I am Joe and Fizz together they make my user name!(boring someone)

 

[joefizz]

I am not engaged or in love just married.

 

[joefizz]

I can blubber like a fish.

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Scream my name out loud,right after this commercial.

What's your name again?? (I'm sorry that's not very nice haha)

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Did you cook that - it smells foul

 

[joefizz]

What's your name again?? (I'm sorry that's not very nice haha)

You've said that before!(already been said plenty lol)

 

[joefizz]

I would turn chicken for you.

 

[joefizz]

Gophers are so very holy.

 

[joefizz]

Could you fix my tv so I can use the microwave?

 

[joefizz]

If I weren't so dumb I'd be a genius.

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

You've said that before!(already been said plenty lol)

Oh was that you??

 

[joefizz]

I have never talked to myself before, just the other day I told myself we don't talk at all.

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

My mother-in-law is coming over later

 

[joefizz]

I've heard lighting a lawn mower on fire brings great warmth and comfort.

 

[joefizz]

I found a rat have you two met?

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I have never talked to myself before, just the other day I told myself we don't talk at all.

Well I hope you listened