The Ugly Truth

[mailmandan]

Ladies fart sometimes too

Yes they do, but only guys do this.

 

[LightBright]

That's when you know that "she's the one"!

Idk about all that crap lol

 

[PennEd]

Hi, it's me again with another weird thought to share with you.

So I was scrolling through instagram a little bit ago and saw an old friends pic. I didn't recognize her at first. One of the things I always remember about her is how lovely and dressed up she always looked (we're talking long flowing curled hair, makeup that looked like she was lightly kissed by angels.. ), we'll tonight she was out to dinner with her family and some friends and she had on oversized sweats , no makeup and her hair was messily piled on top of her head. I'm in no way criticizing her...I'm all for comfort, but it made me think... I've seen meme's about how if you want to know what your date really looks like...take her swimming (to wash away all the makeup of course)...

Now , I have a wedding to go to tomorrow, and I sit here writing this I see my Nair covered lip in the reflection of my phone I figure I better issue a warning to guys who may have the wrong idea about ladies.

I'm sorry to inform you, but we aren't perfect. So... here's the ugly truth

Sometimes we have to Nair our upper lips so we don't have that faint lady mustache (at least darker haired ladies)

Sometimes we get zits

If we dont wear deodorant, our armpits will stink

Sometimes we wake up with bad breath

Sometimes...we don't always shave out legs at the first sign of hair growth

Ready for the shocker...

Ladies fart sometimes too

So there you have it... now you know the ugly truth. If you have anything you'd like to add... please do.

All that's true but it's the mark of a gentleman to ignore that stuff. Now, if I could only find that gentleman!

This also reminds me of what a Pastor said about makeup.

The root word for cosmetics is cosmos, which apparently means bringing order from CHAOS!!!

 

[LightBright]

All that's true but it's the mark of a gentleman to ignore that stuff. Now, if I could only find that gentleman!

This also reminds me of what a Pastor said about makeup.

The root word for cosmetics is cosmos, which apparently means bringing order from CHAOS!!!

Ikr you guys think you're so cute until you learn how words work xD jk......dont kill me........

 

[Ugly]

Good thing I have a woman's shaver near my desk at all times!

Hey. I'm in your signature. Don't think I've ever been in someone's signature. I feel spiffy.

 

[NotmebutHim]

Another way to know if you've got the right girl is if she chows down on a cheeseburger or rack of ribs right along with you and doesn't bat an eye.

Or when she gets into a burping contest with you.........

 

[WineRose]

Hey. I'm in your signature. Don't think I've ever been in someone's signature. I feel spiffy.

Ha ha...I was looking through the truly massive, magnificent sea of the grand total of 180 posts that I liked, came across that post of yours, and remembered how much I laughed when I first saw it on my screen...

 

[joefizz]

Ha ha...I was looking through the truly massive, magnificent sea of the grand total of 180 posts that I liked, came across that post of yours, and remembered how much I laughed when I first saw it on my screen...

Yeah I admit I did too even had to "reread the posts" to see what was going on Ugly is very funny and has "great timing".

 

[Monnkai]

I pray that some day I get over this but women farting makes me violently uncomfortable. I'm fine when guys do it though

 

[LPT]

I pray that some day I get over this but women farting makes me violently uncomfortable. I'm fine when guys do it though

hehe, so do find it easer to forgive men than women.

 

[joefizz]

I pray that some day I get over this but women farting makes me violently uncomfortable. I'm fine when guys do it though

Wrong thread Monnkai,this is "the Ugly truth" and the "Ugly truth" is....
Everyone "Farts" all humanity unless of course they have an impairment or surgery involved,be glad of Farts Monnkai,glad I tell you!!!!!!!!!

 

[joefizz]

hehe, so do find it easer to forgive men than women.

what about pets???

 

[LPT]

what about pets???

Pets certainly don't hide it, lol

 

[joefizz]

Pets certainly don't hide it, lol

^^^^^^^ answer missing!

 

[razor17]

Hi, it's me again with another weird thought to share with you.

So I was scrolling through instagram a little bit ago and saw an old friends pic. I didn't recognize her at first. One of the things I always remember about her is how lovely and dressed up she always looked (we're talking long flowing curled hair, makeup that looked like she was lightly kissed by angels.. ), we'll tonight she was out to dinner with her family and some friends and she had on oversized sweats , no makeup and her hair was messily piled on top of her head. I'm in no way criticizing her...I'm all for comfort, but it made me think... I've seen meme's about how if you want to know what your date really looks like...take her swimming (to wash away all the makeup of course)...

Now , I have a wedding to go to tomorrow, and I sit here writing this I see my Nair covered lip in the reflection of my phone I figure I better issue a warning to guys who may have the wrong idea about ladies.

I'm sorry to inform you, but we aren't perfect. So... here's the ugly truth

Sometimes we have to Nair our upper lips so we don't have that faint lady mustache (at least darker haired ladies)

Sometimes we get zits

If we dont wear deodorant, our armpits will stink

Sometimes we wake up with bad breath

Sometimes...we don't always shave out legs at the first sign of hair growth

Ready for the shocker...

Ladies fart sometimes too

So there you have it... now you know the ugly truth. If you have anything you'd like to add... please do.

Lol pipp, who doesn't like a lady with a stache in seriousness to much is made of personal appearance (which I admit the pressure is more towards ladies than men in society in general) but the person's character is more important than looks. I've met non-supermodel women who I really admired and am close friends with due to their awesome character. Positive people are always fun to hang around with no matter their looks....

 

[LightBright]

I pray that some day I get over this but women farting makes me violently uncomfortable. I'm fine when guys do it though

Farting around people is just ugh i mean yea you can't help it if that's fine if your like excuse me or whatevs but
if your like hahah and you think it's cute guy or girl im good lol but i mean that's me ig?

 

[NewStuff17]

Hi, it's me again with another weird thought to share with you.

So I was scrolling through instagram a little bit ago and saw an old friends pic. I didn't recognize her at first. One of the things I always remember about her is how lovely and dressed up she always looked (we're talking long flowing curled hair, makeup that looked like she was lightly kissed by angels.. ), we'll tonight she was out to dinner with her family and some friends and she had on oversized sweats , no makeup and her hair was messily piled on top of her head. I'm in no way criticizing her...I'm all for comfort, but it made me think... I've seen meme's about how if you want to know what your date really looks like...take her swimming (to wash away all the makeup of course)...

Now , I have a wedding to go to tomorrow, and I sit here writing this I see my Nair covered lip in the reflection of my phone I figure I better issue a warning to guys who may have the wrong idea about ladies.

I'm sorry to inform you, but we aren't perfect. So... here's the ugly truth

Sometimes we have to Nair our upper lips so we don't have that faint lady mustache (at least darker haired ladies)

Sometimes we get zits

If we dont wear deodorant, our armpits will stink

Sometimes we wake up with bad breath

Sometimes...we don't always shave out legs at the first sign of hair growth

Ready for the shocker...

Ladies fart sometimes too

So there you have it... now you know the ugly truth. If you have anything you'd like to add... please do.

If I may add to the list...

We have stretch marks, scars, and cellulite dimples, and fat rolls.

We like to hide our lumps, bumps, and rolls with Spanx and girdles (sometimes)

Some of us *whispers the atrocity* have hairy toes and knuckles too.