"I'm not the guy for you"

[blue_ladybug]

Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Oh and animal tongues as well

 

[Lynx]

Basically Snapchat filters are like photoshop on autopilot, geared specifically for the face.

 

[NoNameMcgee]

If you aren't willing to give back rubs, I'm not the guy for you.

 

[Monnkai]

If you think collecting spooky Children's books published in the 90s is for children in the 90s I'm not the guy for you

 

[LittleMermaid]

If you think collecting spooky Children's books published in the 90s is for children in the 90s I'm not the guy for you

Are you talking about Goosebumps?

 

[Pipp]

I'm not the guy for you cause I'm not a guy

 

[Sweetmorningdew78]

If you aren't willing to give back rubs, I'm not the guy for you.

I am the girl for you

 

[AuntieAnt]

One would have to be really really good to get a present like that..

Hmmmmm... really good, huh? I guess it would depend on who ya ask.

Oh well, perhaps I'll just play it safe and ask for a refurbished bike instead.

 

[NoNameMcgee]

I am the girl for you

 

[NotmebutHim]

I'm not the guy for you cause I'm not a guy

Now that that's been cleared up..............

 

[Deade]

If you think Yoga is all right for Christians, I'm not the guy for you.

 

[Monnkai]

Are you talking about Goosebumps?

Goosebumps. Bone Chillers .Strange Matters just to name a few I even have Spinechillers which is like a Christian version of the goosebumps book. I have over 500 books in the basement and 9 outta 10 is either goosebumps or a goosebumps copy cat there where quite a few through out the 90s

 

[zeroturbulence]

If you want a guy who is hyperactive and has boundless energy all day laong.... I'm sorry to say.. I'm not the guy for you..

but I kinda wish I could be like that...

 

[Miri]

I'm not the guy for you....if your father isn't rich! My Father owns the cattle upon a thousand hills!!

Hey so does mine




Tin is a bit on the young side for you, but she knows all about cows too. Lol

 

[Miri]

If you wear giant head phones then I'm not the guy for you.

B.but.... blue tooth was just a form of gum disease when I was your age. Lol

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

If you think Yoga is all right for Christians, I'm not the guy for you.

I hope you realize that the great majority of people (Christian or otherwise) practice yoga as exercise and nothing more. Most people are not engaging in Hindu mysticism when they are practicing yoga. It is rather silly to think of it as a religious practice.

 

[Sweetmorningdew78]

 

[Socreta93]

If you are a girly girl
If you are those "I can't break a nail" type of girls
If you are going to criticize the music I listen to (like Metal, 90's hip hop ect...)
If you hate comic books and anime
If you crap on me for watching wrestling all the time
If you have no sense of humor
If you have short hair
If you can't speak English fluently, no matter the accent
If you hate sports
If you politicize everything

Then I am not the guy for you

 

[joefizz]

If you can't withstand a church choir I'm not the guy for you.

 

[Lynx]

If your only reason for enjoying an activity is because it annoys somebody else... I'm not the guy for you, and please stay at least 50 feet away from me.