Nowhere in the Bible does it say God chose a woman to prophesy or teach. Nowhere in the Bible does it say our Lord Jesus chose a woman to prophesy or teach.
2 Kings 22:14-15 So Hilkiah the priest, Ahikam, Achbor, Shaphan, and Asaiah went to Huldah
the prophetess, the wife of Shallum the son of Tikvah, the son of Harhas, keeper of the wardrobe (...); and they spoke to her. She said to the, "
Thus says the LORD God of Israel, 'Tell the man who sent you to me, this says the LORD...'"
Luke 2:36 And there was a
prophetess, Anna the
daughter of Phanuel, of the tribe of Asher....
Acts 21:8-9 On the next day we left and came to Caesarea, and entering the house of Philip the evangelist, who was one of the seven, we stayed with him. Now this man had four virgin
daughters who were prophetesses.
Does the Bible literally say, "God chose a woman to prophesy..."? No. However, He did so, without declaring that He did so. Further, while Jesus didn't directly "choose a woman to teach" as such, He did choose a woman to bear witness in Samaria, and two women as the first witnesses of His resurrection. Paul recognized the greater ministry of Prisca (Priscilla), naming her before her husband Aquila in several places. None of these women were trying to assume authority.
Methinks you haven't been reading closely enough, or have been wearing the blinders of tradition.