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I loaded the laundry into the dryer. Lots of stooping and lifting, and I'm pretty sure as a pregnant lady on partial bed rest I shouldn't have been doing this at all, but I was sick of bed and Jace was at work and wouldn't catch me at it. Of course, he'd probably realize the pile of dirty clothes had diminished and figure it out. Smart guy.
"I want you to go on bed rest for you and the baby both," the Dr. told me. "I think it will be a nice respite." Respite! He had a warped idea of what the word meant. Laying in bed, letting the house go to ruin around me was about as restful as listening to "This is a Song that Never Ends" 24/7.
Catnip
Devin
Elephant
Frankenstein
Galaxy
"I want you to go on bed rest for you and the baby both," the Dr. told me. "I think it will be a nice respite." Respite! He had a warped idea of what the word meant. Laying in bed, letting the house go to ruin around me was about as restful as listening to "This is a Song that Never Ends" 24/7.
Catnip
Devin
Elephant
Frankenstein
Galaxy
Devin laid his head flat on the desk and droned. He was in the back, so the aptly-named Mr. Frankenstein took notice, engrossed in his own lecture on elephant anatomy (of all things).
Forcing his lids to half-way open, Devin combed the room for his catnip- Samantha. Looking at her was a kind of dreaming. She'd transport him to a galaxy where her status as top of the class didn't hold him back from thrusting a sword into the dragon's gullet to free her from an eternity of counting coins as golden as her hair.
Yyyyyes. I had a crush on a smart blonde named Samantha. She would've dated me too if I asked her #wouldacouldashoulda
#classchicken
Dwarves
Ewoks
Republicans
Democrats
Blender
Forcing his lids to half-way open, Devin combed the room for his catnip- Samantha. Looking at her was a kind of dreaming. She'd transport him to a galaxy where her status as top of the class didn't hold him back from thrusting a sword into the dragon's gullet to free her from an eternity of counting coins as golden as her hair.
Yyyyyes. I had a crush on a smart blonde named Samantha. She would've dated me too if I asked her #wouldacouldashoulda
#classchicken
Dwarves
Ewoks
Republicans
Democrats
Blender
I hate when this happens.
The Tinman looked over the edge of the known world.
"My, what a fall that would be...is that a rainbow?"
The thought intrigued him for a brief moment- if there is a rainbow below, wouldn't it stand to reason there's a world below as well? Would that world and his be somehow related? Could somebody from that world ever pay him a visit?
He liked visitors a great deal. Always took joy in welcoming them after a hard day's journey over the mountain.
Alas, the stars began to rise and he had neither the time nor the heart for more idle consideration of cosmology or life on other worlds. The Tiger had commissioned him to chop down a few unruly trees and the Tin Man had a reputation for timeliness he wouldn't think of harming.
Dwarves
Ewoks
Republicans
Democrats
Blender
The Tinman looked over the edge of the known world.
"My, what a fall that would be...is that a rainbow?"
The thought intrigued him for a brief moment- if there is a rainbow below, wouldn't it stand to reason there's a world below as well? Would that world and his be somehow related? Could somebody from that world ever pay him a visit?
He liked visitors a great deal. Always took joy in welcoming them after a hard day's journey over the mountain.
Alas, the stars began to rise and he had neither the time nor the heart for more idle consideration of cosmology or life on other worlds. The Tiger had commissioned him to chop down a few unruly trees and the Tin Man had a reputation for timeliness he wouldn't think of harming.
Dwarves
Ewoks
Republicans
Democrats
Blender
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The Dwarves were very happy with the invention of Ewoks. Finally, they could invite over friends without constantly apologizing for the size of the furniture or reminding them not to bump their heads! Finally, they could go to their friends' houses without needing a ladder to get on to their chair. A place where the blender, plates, spoons, stove, mixer, glasses and chairs were all the right size. Why, you may ask, did they not stay together then, if this was such an happy arrangement? My friends, it is simple. The Ewoks were democrats, and they kicked the poor dwarf republicans out. It was always thus.
Octothorpe
Apothecary
Finger board
Abomasum
Bassoon
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Octothorpe
Apothecary
Finger board
Abomasum
Bassoon
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Good grief, Tin, where do you get these words? XD
The young llama farmer let out a tired sigh. Once again, his llama, Dolly, was refusing to eat because of her chronic abomasum inflammation. He whipped out his smartphone and tweeted, "OMG feeling so attacked rn," punctuating the end of his tweet with an octothorpe attached to the words "llamadrama". He then pulled out a bassoon and began playing it on his way to the apothecary, which he knew would have what he needed to soothe his afflicted llama's stomach. Halfway there, however, he became distracted by a ruckus on the side of the road. What could be happening? He rushed to the crowd, only to find that the world-famous fingerboarder Toni Lark saw putting on a show with his iconic finger board.
Pangolin
Condyle
Superfluous
Calculus
Hoplite
The young llama farmer let out a tired sigh. Once again, his llama, Dolly, was refusing to eat because of her chronic abomasum inflammation. He whipped out his smartphone and tweeted, "OMG feeling so attacked rn," punctuating the end of his tweet with an octothorpe attached to the words "llamadrama". He then pulled out a bassoon and began playing it on his way to the apothecary, which he knew would have what he needed to soothe his afflicted llama's stomach. Halfway there, however, he became distracted by a ruckus on the side of the road. What could be happening? He rushed to the crowd, only to find that the world-famous fingerboarder Toni Lark saw putting on a show with his iconic finger board.
Pangolin
Condyle
Superfluous
Calculus
Hoplite
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Just for you 
The General looked at the teacher severely. "I find it superfluous to teach a common hoplite calculus."
The teacher was a small, weedy man, but determined. "I have been studying this man. I think, judging by the formation of the condyle on his left leg, and by his choice in pets, this is a very intelligent man."
"Eh, what? His choice in PETS?"
"Yes sir, he keeps a pangolin."
Bizarre
Sherlock Holmes
Inconsequential
Reticulum
Aforementioned
The General looked at the teacher severely. "I find it superfluous to teach a common hoplite calculus."
The teacher was a small, weedy man, but determined. "I have been studying this man. I think, judging by the formation of the condyle on his left leg, and by his choice in pets, this is a very intelligent man."
"Eh, what? His choice in PETS?"
"Yes sir, he keeps a pangolin."
Bizarre
Sherlock Holmes
Inconsequential
Reticulum
Aforementioned
"This place is an inconsequential reticulum," Lou said while chomping on a cigar outside the DMV.
"Reticulum?" Al repeated in a mocking tone. "When did you start using big words?"
"I uhhh...read some Sherlock Holmes before they let me outta the big house. Do you not recall our aforementioned exchange?"
"Listen you, this is the last shot you've got at proving you won't be a menace behind the wheel and I ain't cartin' you around for the next 40 years. Cut this bizarre crap."
Dart
Frenzy
Pirrahna
Chinese
Coffee
"Reticulum?" Al repeated in a mocking tone. "When did you start using big words?"
"I uhhh...read some Sherlock Holmes before they let me outta the big house. Do you not recall our aforementioned exchange?"
"Listen you, this is the last shot you've got at proving you won't be a menace behind the wheel and I ain't cartin' you around for the next 40 years. Cut this bizarre crap."
Dart
Frenzy
Pirrahna
Chinese
Coffee
Just for you
The General looked at the teacher severely. "I find it superfluous to teach a common hoplite calculus."
The teacher was a small, weedy man, but determined. "I have been studying this man. I think, judging by the formation of the condyle on his left leg, and by his choice in pets, this is a very intelligent man."
"Eh, what? His choice in PETS?"
"Yes sir, he keeps a pangolin."
Bizarre
Sherlock Holmes
Inconsequential
Reticulum
Aforementioned
The General looked at the teacher severely. "I find it superfluous to teach a common hoplite calculus."
The teacher was a small, weedy man, but determined. "I have been studying this man. I think, judging by the formation of the condyle on his left leg, and by his choice in pets, this is a very intelligent man."
"Eh, what? His choice in PETS?"
"Yes sir, he keeps a pangolin."
Bizarre
Sherlock Holmes
Inconsequential
Reticulum
Aforementioned
While playing darts at the bar I opted for coffee over alcohol. It had been a rough week and I hadn't been sleeping well. My thoughts ate at me like frenzy of hungry piranhas. I can't focus on the game anymore... "forget it" I mutter as I lay down the darts . I go grab some Chinese and head home.
Sludge
Fudge
Snap
Flap
Hamper
Sludge
Fudge
Snap
Flap
Hamper
"Lou, you've gotta do what's right for the family. Write that down!"
"Why should I?! Never once have you invited me over for coffee."
"There you go, quot'n stuff and say'n stuff you don't understand. I'd have better luck gett'n through to one of Aunt Marie's dogs."
"Say what you will, knave. But my chocolate is made from the milk of human kindness!"
"What did they do to you in there?"
lute
Johnny Cash
II Kings
lawnchair
firepit
"Why should I?! Never once have you invited me over for coffee."
"There you go, quot'n stuff and say'n stuff you don't understand. I'd have better luck gett'n through to one of Aunt Marie's dogs."
"Say what you will, knave. But my chocolate is made from the milk of human kindness!"
"What did they do to you in there?"
lute
Johnny Cash
II Kings
lawnchair
firepit
"I just can't make up my mind..... I want to get rid of Colonel Mustard but I can't decide if I should use the lead pipe to club him on the head and the rope to tie him up or I could shoot him with a revolver , if i jab him with a dagger it'll be too messy.... maybe I should just bonk him with the candlestick..... decisions , decisions. "
Bejeweled
Congealed
Doppelganger
Yoga mat
Mohawk
Bejeweled
Congealed
Doppelganger
Yoga mat
Mohawk