True story:
I was playing basketball once in the Army and dislocated my little finger. As the ambulance was driving away I asked the driver if I would be able to play the piano after I healed. He said, "Sure."
I remarked, "Great, I've never been able to play before."
I was playing basketball once in the Army and dislocated my little finger. As the ambulance was driving away I asked the driver if I would be able to play the piano after I healed. He said, "Sure."
I remarked, "Great, I've never been able to play before."


