The manly thread of manly stuff (for women to hijack)

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SIMON55

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You've got to remember that other English speaking counties may spell some words differently or even have words that mean something entirely different that they do here in America.
You have to remember the King of Tyre was none other than who he was and a good joke at nobody's expense but his......is an opportunity that should never be passed up.....
Call it poking the devil in his fanny with his own pitchfork....he richly deserves it for the cur$es he brought on us.!😀
 

SIMON55

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#42
You've got to remember that other English speaking counties may spell some words differently or even have words that mean something entirely different that they do here in America.
" speaking COUNTIES "
And your the spelling 👮 police.......LOL....NOT!!!!
Epic Fail try again.😀
 

JustEli

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sorry simon, ur the latest member of my ignore list. God bless
 

zeroturbulence

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Did you try different razor blades or try different techniques? I’ve been finding it took me a few weeks to really get the hang of it.

The first blades I tried tore up my face, but the ones I use now are much better. I sometimes get razor burn but only if I press down. Using just the weight of the razor to move it, I almost never get razor burn.

The shaving soap and balm also help a ton with healing my face. The soap has this icy hot feel when you do have razor burn.
Oh yes i did try different razors and stuff. I found out that the best way to avoid burn for me was to shave right after a shower and to just use hand soap for lubrication. The bar kind. Just rub it onto your wet hands and get them real slick, then apply it to your neck. It actually worked better than shaving cream. I read about it in a mens magazine. I used Dove soap. I heard that shaving in the shower was best, but then you have to figure out how to get a mirror that won't fog up.
 

Didymous

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I'm a wood butcher, so when I come home I like to put on jammies n curl up with a good romance novel, and sip chi tea..............
not really. But I am a wood butcher.
I used to be a wood butcher.
 
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Miri

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#52
I really got to ask, what’s a wood butcher?

This is what is going through my mind right now.


 

JustEli

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#53
hahahahaa, framers
 

Didymous

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I'm a crack shot with any rifle. My mother taught me. Her mother was the best shot in the territory.
 
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Miri

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#55
I'm a crack shot with any rifle. My mother taught me. Her mother was the best shot in the territory.

I’m a crack shot with the fly swotter, so yes I get you bro.

 
M

Miri

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#56
Is that trying for the upper lip? I can get it with this guy, but occasionally nick myself there. Alum block helps with the bleeding. :p

Try wax strips for the upper lip. Ouch lol
 

Lynx

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I bet I know who SIMON55 is. The style is inimitable.
 
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Hamarr

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Oh yes i did try different razors and stuff. I found out that the best way to avoid burn for me was to shave right after a shower and to just use hand soap for lubrication. The bar kind. Just rub it onto your wet hands and get them real slick, then apply it to your neck. It actually worked better than shaving cream. I read about it in a mens magazine. I used Dove soap. I heard that shaving in the shower was best, but then you have to figure out how to get a mirror that won't fog up.
I switched to shaving after a shower, too. It’s much better. I don’t trust myself without a mirror.
 

Didymous

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I’m a crack shot with the fly swotter, so yes I get you bro.

That reminds me of the fly gun I used to have. It's like a round fly swatter on the end of a dart- which one could shoot out of a dart gun.