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J
LOL Oncefallen!
We parked our patrol cars on one side of a large county garage and the EMS personnel had their ambulance in another part. The EMTs had a habit of setting our lights and sirens to come on when we started up our cars. So, late one night while they were sleeping, we set their lights and sirens to do the same, Armoralled their front seats and the bench seat the medic sits on in the back, and put Vaseline under all of their door handle grips.
But...they did get us back. While we were out on calls, they came in and got our deskchair cushions wet, but wrung them out so you didn't notice until you SAT DOWN. They also smear Vaseline all over the earpieces on the phones...
We all declared a truce for awhile...
We parked our patrol cars on one side of a large county garage and the EMS personnel had their ambulance in another part. The EMTs had a habit of setting our lights and sirens to come on when we started up our cars. So, late one night while they were sleeping, we set their lights and sirens to do the same, Armoralled their front seats and the bench seat the medic sits on in the back, and put Vaseline under all of their door handle grips.
But...they did get us back. While we were out on calls, they came in and got our deskchair cushions wet, but wrung them out so you didn't notice until you SAT DOWN. They also smear Vaseline all over the earpieces on the phones...
We all declared a truce
for awhile...
L
Shrink wrapping a works colleague’s car is an oldie but a goodie.
The best one I ever say was at work. We had just recieved this new product Super Glue (1980's) and a work colleague couldn't resist gluing my phone to the desk. I got him back at the end of the day by gluing his beer bottle to the desk.
The best one I ever say was at work. We had just recieved this new product Super Glue (1980's) and a work colleague couldn't resist gluing my phone to the desk. I got him back at the end of the day by gluing his beer bottle to the desk.
I got a call one night at about midnight from my friend.
He said dude, I really need to tell you something, something's happened, I can't explain it, its too hard for me to say. He said dude, I left a letter in your mailbox today, it explains everything. Can you go and get it and read it, and call me back, its really important, I don't know what to do...
So, thinking my friend had killed someone, I went outside to my mailbox, wearing only underpants of course (it was midnight), looking for this mysterious letter in my mailbox. All of a sudden 4 of my friends jumped out from the bushes in my garden and screamed! I've never jumped so high in my life.
He said dude, I really need to tell you something, something's happened, I can't explain it, its too hard for me to say. He said dude, I left a letter in your mailbox today, it explains everything. Can you go and get it and read it, and call me back, its really important, I don't know what to do...
So, thinking my friend had killed someone, I went outside to my mailbox, wearing only underpants of course (it was midnight), looking for this mysterious letter in my mailbox. All of a sudden 4 of my friends jumped out from the bushes in my garden and screamed! I've never jumped so high in my life.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's hilarious Luke.
At work we have about 40 staff and only about 15 lockers, so, many people share lockers. One of the guys at work decided it would be funny to take the purse of the girl whom he shares a locker with, and shrink wrap it so she couldn't open it. He thought it was the most hilarious thing ever.
She got him back. She took his wallet, shrink wrapped it, then sent it up the suction tube (which leads to the safe. It's where we send the day's takings to be banked the next day), she waited until end of trade on a Friday to do it, so his wallet was locked in the company safe over the entire weekend! Hahaha.
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Also, when I was a teenager, we went on a church youth retreat.
Some of us girls decided to play a joke on the boys. We waited until everyone was at dinner, then snuck out and over to the boys dorms. We took photos of their dorm, then moved all of their stuff over to the dorm across the hall from them. So, basically created a new dorm as an exact mirror image- we swapped everything across from one dorm to another EXACTLY as we found it. If one guy had shoes and a sleeping bag on the bottom left bunk- then we picked it up and laid it out exactly as it was on the bottom right bunk in the dorm across from them (if that makes sense).
After dinner, we watched them become really confused as they walked over to the dorm they 'thought' was their dorm, only to find the stuff on their bed/dresser etc wasn't theirs. They were confused for ages, and guys were running frantically across the hall yelling to each other 'Why do I have blue sleeping bag on my bed?' 'Has anyone seen my bible?'
It was hilarious chaos!
Some of us girls decided to play a joke on the boys. We waited until everyone was at dinner, then snuck out and over to the boys dorms. We took photos of their dorm, then moved all of their stuff over to the dorm across the hall from them. So, basically created a new dorm as an exact mirror image- we swapped everything across from one dorm to another EXACTLY as we found it. If one guy had shoes and a sleeping bag on the bottom left bunk- then we picked it up and laid it out exactly as it was on the bottom right bunk in the dorm across from them (if that makes sense).
After dinner, we watched them become really confused as they walked over to the dorm they 'thought' was their dorm, only to find the stuff on their bed/dresser etc wasn't theirs. They were confused for ages, and guys were running frantically across the hall yelling to each other 'Why do I have blue sleeping bag on my bed?' 'Has anyone seen my bible?'
It was hilarious chaos!
J
when i was 16 i went camping with my friends and we had hotdogs for dinner. we put several greasy, cooked, leftover hotdogs (in the buns) at the bottom of this one guy's sleeping bag. we were all pretty much exhausted when it was time to turn in. i would say he kind of overreacted, but then, i wasn't the one with the hotdog sleeping bag.
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There was a guy that always sat next to me in my psych class. Every day I would come in, sit down next to him, set my briefcase on the table in front of us, pull out my textbook, notebook, and pen, and set them in the same fashion every day. And then I would look at him and ask "Do you ever have deja vu?". It took him about a month to catch on.
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Will I remember when I was a teenager my brother wouldn't get up one morning when my dad try to wake him several times. So about the sixth time my dad just flip his bed up. So you would figure after this he would have learn his lesson, NO!
He joined the Marine Corp and on his first day of Boot Camp he thought he was dreaming when the Drill Sergenat came in so they just flip his bed to wake him. Needless to say he doesn't quit sleep as sound as he use too.
I know it kinda of mean but of course, I think it is funny since it happen to my brother.
He joined the Marine Corp and on his first day of Boot Camp he thought he was dreaming when the Drill Sergenat came in so they just flip his bed to wake him. Needless to say he doesn't quit sleep as sound as he use too.
I know it kinda of mean but of course, I think it is funny since it happen to my brother.
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Well, that answers a lifelong question of mine, once and for all. I love the movie Super Troopers, and I was wondering if it was closer to fact or fiction. I have my answer.
I always thought it would be bad to get on a cop's bad side. Now I know it's worse to get on the cop's good side. Much worse.
