The Overwhelming Joys of Being Single

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grace said:
Erm...she said REALLYYYYY YOUNG version of. (Holly, he has not gotten to know you yet @ ALL! lol) Poor guy better say on his toes! ;)
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(To AllCool: RUN AWAY! RUN as fast as you can! RUN!)
 
NukePooch said:
~Remembers that Nod IS a runner, and is training for a marathon~
(To AllCool: Never mind...DRIVE AWAY! DRIVE as fast as you can! DRIVE!)
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hahahahahahaha!!!


awwww nuke, you do know how to flatter me dont you!!
 
NukePooch said:
To get ready for the move, I've had to do some serious housecleaning. I just spent the last hour scrubbing the bathroom...whoever invented grout crevices is an evil, evil man. If I was married, I could just pawn the grout cleaning off onto the wife, and do something else enjoyable. So, what I want to know is...What do you despise about being single?

NOTE: Please don't just say 'I hate being lonely'...put some effort and thought into it! Do you hate grocery shopping? Cleaning cobwebs? Shoveling the snow out of the driveway, Seoul? Scrubbing grout?
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All right, Mr. Pooch--what happens if your future spouse HATES scrubbing bathrooms, and most especially, HATES cleaning tile grout???? What are you going to do if your future domestic servant, I mean, wife, refuses to let you push off your most-hated tasks in her direction? What will you do then? Hmm?! :D

I hate to break the rules, but hey, it's what I'm good at. :p I do hate the feeling of being lonely--of watching the girls at work text/call their families and I don't have anyone to text or call... Sometimes I wonder why I even have a phone. I wish I had someone to talk to at the end of the day and ask for their prayer and input regarding important decisions. Of course, I talk to God about everything but it would be nice to have a human being to talk to as well. I'm one of those people who gets into a situation where the other person and I can answer each other's sentences or will answer for each other, and I miss that.

But, I do understand that being with someone is not the ultimate answer--you can be with someone and feel lonelier than ever, and as for me, I'd rather be alone and lonely than be in a relationship and feel totally alone.
 
seoulsearch said:
All right, Mr. Pooch--what happens if your future spouse HATES scrubbing bathrooms, and most especially, HATES cleaning tile grout???? What are you going to do if your future domestic servant, I mean, wife, refuses to let you push off your most-hated tasks in her direction? What will you do then? Hmm?! :D
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I was wondering when someone would bring this up...took long enough. I guess people are getting used to my sarcasm. Well, if she hates cleaning tile grout? At least we now both have an excuse. I can blame the filthy bathroom on her when I talk to my friends, and she can blame it on me when she talks to hers. Neither of us have to clean the bathroom, and neither of us are at fault. Problem solved.
 
NukePooch said:
You kidding? I already know to stay away from you...

Besides, I don't have any money, I don't own a McDonalds, and I get woozy when people talk 'medical' so medical school is out. I also don't run for fun or own a TV, so no National Geographic channel.
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I could live with all of the above except for, not owning a mcdonalds, not having any money, your a big baby, and you dont own a t.v. so no national geographic.

:D
 
NodMyHeadLikeYeah said:
I could live with all of the above except for, not owning a mcdonalds....

:D
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"Bless you, child. You have made my McDay!" :)
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I have no regrets being single. I've seen a lot of "bad" relationships and mothers screaming at their kids. I love being free and doing what I want when I want how I want anytime anywhere.
 
all i have to do is to wait.....and enjoy while i am still single..go for studies...kinda boring.brrrrr..but its okay:):):)
 
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