You know the date is taking a wrong turn when _______ _______ _______ ______ ?

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When your dates asks to be excused to go to the restroom but instead they run out of the restaurant screeming "TAXI!!!!!"
 
Liamson said:
KFC... hmm... that would depend on a lot of things. If THAT was the date, then thats awful but if the date was a day of hiking and some fishing, maybe a picnic too, then hitting a KFC on the way home would to me seem beyond acceptable.

'Other people's names are not cool.

Farting seems like a way to lighten the mood. I know that sounds bad but, it says a lot about pushing boundaries of trying to impress vs. being human. If he farted (or you did) then its kind of a way of saying I feel comfortable around you. After all if this is long term material, then you are going to wind up hearing far worse things in the future.

Fixing blemishes is kind of out of my comfort zone.

I'm guilty of hogging conversations. Especially when the other person is hard to get a word in edgewise on.

Maybe some people (me) think that pushing buttons is a way to flirt. He probably didn't realize that you were being serious.
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KFC isnt inherently bad. I was reminded of this example when I went on my very first (parental approved) first date with a guy I was very attached to. We met at work and he was very sensitive and protective and charming and funny, and when he found out I hadnt been to KFC since 1996 (when I was 7), he demanded that we HAD to go there. Well let me tell you, a decade long break from KFC didnt change my opinion of it. Nor did I understand why he was so upset at the fact that I had never tasted one of those spicy chicken things, and ignored my statements of "Im highly senstive to heat flavours in food," and yes 5 mins later he tried to prod a pimple of mine with his kfc finger.

Fartig is in my opinion reserved for the courtship period where you know the relationship is heading towards marriage and your bowel somehow understands this and lets out all the pent up pressure from the 'trying hard to please' first dates. The first time my fiance farted in my presence was hilarious, but he has yet to witness me return the favour lol.

And again I think you should be careful when poking fun at a girl you hardly know when on a date. Never do it early in the relationship if theres the slightest risk of her taking it badly. Let a girl slowly come to expect it as part of your personality.

And yes if I hiked up a mountain for a day Id want a big mac at the end - no question about that
 
When you tell her, 'I have a dog.' And, she says, in so many words (usually four), 'I don't like dogs.'

When you find out you both work at the same (big) corporation, which is a fun, little fact, at first, and then, as you're suddenly thinking good times about to come all the time, she sprouts a sudden, sad, look on her cute, make-up done, gorgeous, rosy-cheek face that...... employee-employee dating is strictly forbidden at the company they both work.

Ahh, that's so :( But, oh, wait, that's just not the right way to express that , technically speaking, :( :(


There, that's better. :)

-- LOL at all your responses. Yes, my favorite though, msamber, 'When they are asleep.' Ha,ha, ha, oh, WAIT!, that's not funny at all, I would HATE to be that guy if I liked that girl, OH WAIT! I was that guy ! Zzzzzzzzz :).

And, Llamason, your dating ways would be quite a hit I can tell when the farting procession commences, LOL.

And, KiwiOverTime, I agree with that, no KFC, guys should only eat at a place they can have completely polite manners. Fondue anyone? :)

JulieAnnie, he likes you with that 'back' shot, he is letting you know he can stabilize you in a relaltionship :)


One more....
When you mention someone like Moses in the bible and he says that he just LOVES how his brothers threw him in that pit and took his coat of many colors.
 
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When they take you to the cheapest place ever and then still complain about how high prices are.
 
KiwiO_K, sorry.

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When you tell them you are crazy about their eye color, saying you want to marry a girl with that color of eyes. That's probably a bit to forward in itself but then this next part makes the situation worse....she goes into the bathroom and comes back out and her eye color has turned from green to brown.
"Contacts," she says.
 
...when he is over an hour late to pick up you up, because he had to 'stop in at his ex-girlfriends birthday party'...
 
iraasuup said:
...when he is over an hour late to pick up you up, because he had to 'stop in at his ex-girlfriends birthday party'...
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that is just...tragic :)

I'm afraid to laugh; may have actually happened to someone.
 
When you find yourself climbing out the bathroom window into some dark alley.
 
hilarious, wish i had something to contribute have only had one girlfriend(ex) we actually never really "dated" before establishing our relationship
 
SoSpartan, hey, bro, it don't mátter if its personal experience, make something up, we won't bite your head off or anything :)

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---when your date tells you they enjoy you but will now be on a familly trip to see relatives in Croatia for three months and imposible to get ahold of .

---when your date tells you 'Jesús is no more real than the man in the moon.'

----when your date knows you're paying and she orders lobster and it says 'Market Price.'
 
When he tells you that you look just like his mother

When he tells you that you look just like his brother
 
Funny, Nods. But not really, of course. :)


When she tells you that you look like my brother, from another mother.
:)
 
kiwi_OT said:
and yes 5 mins later he tried to prod a pimple of mine with his kfc finger.
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Maybe he was an aspiring dermatologist... Seriously. That has to be one of the worst date stories I've ever heard!!!

Who on earth tries to pop someone else's zits ever, let alone a first date?! I'd have to tell him, "Sorry buddy, hands off... MY zits are sacred!!!"

Or, I could just see talking to my friends, "Yeah, I had to tell him to keep his hands to himself.

(Friends): "OOHHH, so he tried to get fresh, huh?"

Me: "Even worse than that. He tried to pop my zit..."
 
seoulsearch said:
Maybe he was an aspiring dermatologist... Seriously. That has to be one of the worst date stories I've ever heard!!!

Who on earth tries to pop someone else's zits ever, let alone a first date?! I'd have to tell him, "Sorry buddy, hands off... MY zits are sacred!!!"

Or, I could just see talking to my friends, "Yeah, I had to tell him to keep his hands to himself.

(Friends): "OOHHH, so he tried to get fresh, huh?"

Me: "Even worse than that. He tried to pop my zit..."
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hahahahah that is hysterical!!! seriously....
 
hours of conversation about the x wife & then the girl who they still believe would've been such a great match with them if only they were open to the truth.
they want their mother to meet you to see if she thinks you are the right one for them.
they want you to go with them to the movies & show up & tell you they have no money but they really feel you are a woman who would support her man.
they say they really like you because you are not the type who wants material things but could live off tuna sandwiches.
they spend the whole time in Starbucks looking at the other women & discussing their dress & hair.
they believe they are better at dressing & doing hair than most women & are proud of their manicured hands.
 
seoulsearch said:
Maybe he was an aspiring dermatologist... Seriously. That has to be one of the worst date stories I've ever heard!!!

Who on earth tries to pop someone else's zits ever, let alone a first date?! I'd have to tell him, "Sorry buddy, hands off... MY zits are sacred!!!"

Or, I could just see talking to my friends, "Yeah, I had to tell him to keep his hands to himself.

(Friends): "OOHHH, so he tried to get fresh, huh?"

Me: "Even worse than that. He tried to pop my zit..."
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That would be the worst, wouldn't it? I'd probably be looking at him for about five minutes with my mouth agape thinking...Did that actually just come out of your mouth????? haha
 
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