Which Would You Find Easier: Baking Christmas Cookies, or Finding a Wife?

[tourist]

Oh, tourist, I remember you. So nice seeing you again. How’s your wife doing?

Darlene and I are both doing fine and a few days away from moving into our new home in Tennessee. We are both getting older and she wanted to see mountains instead of the usual traffic congestion in Florida. Thank you for asking.

 

[jennymae]

No, but Granny was born in Rkansas

That’s one mighty far piece from Bama, so that ain’t got no merit😁.

 

[jennymae]

Darlene and I are both doing fine and a few days away from moving into our new home in Tennessee. We are both getting older and she wanted to see mountains instead of the usual traffic congestion in Florida. Thank you for asking.

Golly, y’all gonna be living in a neighboring state?

 

[JustEli]

That’s one mighty far piece from Bama, so that ain’t got no merit😁.

well, they trancsended the mason dixon line, I was born out west.............

 

[seoulsearch]

Seoul! I cant fit into a size 6.

Are we talking pants - or shoes? 🤨🤐🤣

 

[JustEli]

not that it did much for my spelling.

 

[tourist]

Golly, y’all gonna be living in a neighboring state?

Yeah but in the upper NE in a little city called Jamestown. I believe that it's about 90 miles from Knoxville. It's going to be a dramatic change of pace for sure.

 

[up]

Eli is like a box of chocolates.

You never quite know what you're going to get. 😁

 

[JustEli]

Are we talking pants - or shoes? 🤨🤐🤣

I might be able to squeeze into size 6 (PANTS) not sure the pants would ever be the same though,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[jennymae]

Yeah but in the upper NE in a little city called Jamestown. I believe that it's about 90 miles from Knoxville. It's going to be a dramatic change of pace for sure.

Evertangs in slow motion in most of Tennessee and Alabama, so y’all are in for a pace adjustment for sure.

 

[seoulsearch]

They were in the mens section at a thrift store...................

Ah...of course they were.😁

Jenny,

Here's a link to the thread about Eli's Adventures in Girl Pants:

https://christianchat.com/christian-singles-forum/so-i-bought-these-pants.195100/

 

[tourist]

Evertangs in slow motion in most of Tennessee and Alabama, so y’all are in for pace adjustment for sure.

Alabama is a very scenic state too. I've driven through it quite a few times.

 

[seoulsearch]

I might be able to squeeze into size 6 (PANTS) not sure the pants would ever be the same though,,,,,,,,,,,,,

WE BELIEVE YOU!

WE BELIEVE YOU!!!

FOR THE LOVE OF FASHION, ELI, PUT. THE. PANTS. DOWN.

 

[up]

Yeah but in the upper NE in a little city called Jamestown. I believe that it's about 90 miles from Knoxville. It's going to be a dramatic change of pace for sure.

Yeah but in the upper NE in a little city called Jamestown. I believe that it's about 90 miles from Knoxville. It's going to be a dramatic change of pace for sure.

as in... Johnny knoxville 😂...

 

[tourist]

He bought pants from a random girl? Oh...so...unusual😂.

I think that he mentioned once that she wore a size 6.

 

[jennymae]

Jenny,

Here's a link to the thread about Eli's Adventures in Girl Pants:

https://christianchat.com/christian-singles-forum/so-i-bought-these-pants.195100/

Oh...he’s a recidivist girl pants buyer😂.

 

[tourist]

WE BELIEVE YOU!

WE BELIEVE YOU!!!

FOR THE LOVE OF FASHION, ELI, PUT. THE. PANTS. DOWN.

Pull the pants down. Uh, not to sure about that.

 

[tourist]

Eli is like a box of chocolates.

You never quite know what you're going to get. 😁

He from Alabama too?😂

I think that he's into brownies.

 

[jennymae]

Pull the pants down. Uh, not to sure about that.

😊☺️🤦‍♀️

 

[seoulsearch]

WE BELIEVE YOU!

WE BELIEVE YOU!!!

FOR THE LOVE OF FASHION, ELI, PUT. THE. PANTS. DOWN.

Pull the pants down. Uh, not to sure about that.

I take it back.

ELI!

DO NOT LISTEN TO TOURIST!!!

PULL THE PANTS BACK UP!!!

WE BESEECH YOU - PULL. THE PANTS. BACK UP!!!