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Whyllow

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#21
1. You don't look so fat today
2. You're really going for seconds?
3. I Love you, but I Love me more
4. I got you episodes of Star Trek for Christmas! They're low quality and pirated... but still!!! (I asked for a necklace...)
5. You need to grow up
6. Shouldn't you be in a kitchen?
7. You sound just like your/my mom
8. You smell like my mom (seriously had someone say that to me... talk about creepy)
9. You need to shave your legs again
10. You don't think.
 
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thimsrebma

Guest
#23
#23
Okay so mine is kinda different. I dont like when men tell me I am attractive and a good catch but none of them want to date me. They dont say they dont want to but they never ask me out.
 
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Jullianna

Guest
#24
#24
Kooper said:
But... I was going to use that line as a marriage proposal. I thought you ladies like that kinda thing. *tear*

Anyway, back to topic
Girl to Guy:

1. "You looked taller in the picture"
2. "Oh my goodness... what's that smell?!" (cologne)
3 "Wanna watch Dear John with me?"
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LOL! Good job, Kooper :)

Some of the other guys need to post their stuff not to say to guys lists :)
 
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Rissa77

Guest
#25
#25
Don't say this to either sex:

"You sound like my ex."
 
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NukePooch

Guest
#26
#26
(From the movie So I Married An Axe Murderer)
Tony: What about Pam?
Charlie: She smelled like soup.
Tony: What does that mean?
Charlie: She smelled exactly like beef-vegetable soup.
Tony: You're paranoid.
Charlie: You weren't there.


(From the movie Juno)
Juno MacGuff: What about Katrina De Voort? You could totally go out with Katrina De Voort.
Paulie Bleeker: No, I don't like Katrina. She smells like soup. Have you ever smelled her? I mean, her whole house smells like soup!
 
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thimsrebma

Guest
#27
#27
I got one for the guys

"You're the shortest guy I've ever dated."

"Well, its not that bad, but maybe you should try a comb over"
 
Hommer

Hommer

Senior Member
#28
Feb 11, 2010
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#28
thimsrebma said:
I got one for the guys

"You're the shortest guy I've ever dated."

"Well, its not that bad, but maybe you should try a comb over"
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I dont think I have to remind everybody here how much I LOVE the comb over.......it takes a real man to pull that off..........I cant wait to go bald.....already got me a good comb bought........
 
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F8Th

Guest
#29
#29
zeroturbulence said:
Ladies, never ask a guy "why do you love/like me?" unless you won't be offended if he seems like he doesn't have a clue.
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Actually i sorta asked that question to my friend before...and he had a better answer then i did when he asked it back! haha :p
 
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Rissa77

Guest
#30
#30
NukePooch said:
(From the movie So I Married An Axe Murderer)
Tony: What about Pam?
Charlie: She smelled like soup.
Tony: What does that mean?
Charlie: She smelled exactly like beef-vegetable soup.
Tony: You're paranoid.
Charlie: You weren't there.


(From the movie Juno)
Juno MacGuff: What about Katrina De Voort? You could totally go out with Katrina De Voort.
Paulie Bleeker: No, I don't like Katrina. She smells like soup. Have you ever smelled her? I mean, her whole house smells like soup!
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I like soup.....

:D
 
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See_KING_Truth

Guest
#31
#31
Things to never say to a guy:

- Any sentence that starts with "why do you.."
- Any sentence that starts with "my ex used to.."
- Does this make me look fat?
- Any question in which you have expectations for a particular response
- Asking any questions in which you don't expect a honest and usually quite blunt answer or opinion
 
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Jullianna

Guest
#32
#32
Great list Ye-of-the-Charming-Avatar :)
 
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See_KING_Truth

Guest
#33
#33
A few more things women should never say to men:

- Are you sure you know where you're going?!
- Don't be so dramatic
- Don't be so sensitive
- Be a man, or man up
- How does anybody put up with you?!
- When are you gonna put a ring on my finger?
 
Henry_YZ

Henry_YZ

Banned
#34
Jul 13, 2009
152
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#34
Never ask a guy:
1. Can you hold my purse?
2. Can we watch the new Hugh Grant/ Meg Ryan movie?
 
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Jullianna

Guest
#35
#35
See_KING_Truth said:
A few more things women should never say to men:

- Are you sure you know where you're going?!
- Don't be so dramatic
- Don't be so sensitive
- Be a man, or man up
- How does anybody put up with you?!
- When are you gonna put a ring on my finger?
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Hopefully, most ladies know the perils of asking this one already. :) It's like the man version of "does this make me look fat?"
 
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christiancollegegirl

Guest
#36
#36
lol I have NEVER asked a man of something made me look fat.
 
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Jullianna

Guest
#37
#37
Wise girl. :) hahaha
 
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See_KING_Truth

Guest
#38
#38
I posted a couple of those because they were things that were said to me recently, which I totally did not agree with. I had never had a woman or anybody for that matter call me dramatic and sensitive in the same sentence or at all. Or put as it was "too sensitive for her to handle." It may have been that she just wanted a reason to break things off, hard telling with women these days lol.
 
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tif

Guest
#39
#39
See_KING_Truth said:
Things to never say to a guy:

- Any sentence that starts with "why do you.."
- Any sentence that starts with "my ex used to.."
- Does this make me look fat?
- Any question in which you have expectations for a particular response
- Asking any questions in which you don't expect a honest and usually quite blunt answer or opinion
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See_KING_Truth said:
A few more things women should never say to men:

- Are you sure you know where you're going?!
- Don't be so dramatic
- Don't be so sensitive
- Be a man, or man up
- How does anybody put up with you?!
- When are you gonna put a ring on my finger?
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Wow, you'll never hear from one of us with all THOSE rules! ;) Kidding.

Although I did once use the "man up" line to get a guy to his surprise party on time... Lol.
 
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See_KING_Truth

Guest
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#40
LOL tif. Thanks for the reality check :p
 
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