Already done. When ST's founder states ST operates as Satire, anything that follows is representative of that.
In the case of those articles it's Lucien doing what he loves most. Generating attention and publicity, while upsetting what he calls white lighters.
When you can't see the satire in those articles, that's exactly what he works to achieve among Christians especially.
Years ago LG's temple caused an uproar when the temple, on the grounds of religious freedom and equality, sought to erect a Baphomet monument alongside a 10 Commandments monument on the grounds of the Oklahoma State Capitol Building.
In 2013 ST gained attention by performing a pink mass, commemorating their support for marriage equality, in Mississippi and at the graveside of Catherine Idalette Johnston. The mother of Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps Jr.
ST does not believe in a literal Satan.
"The Satanic Temple has utilized satire, theatrical ploys, humor, and direct legal action in their public campaigns to “generate attention and prompt people to reevaluate fears and perceptions”, and to “highlight religious hypocrisy and encroachment on religious freedom“. "
" The organization actively participates in public affairs that have manifested in several public political actions and efforts at lobbying, with a focus on the separation of church and state and using satire against Christian privilege that it says interferes with personal religious freedom. "
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In other words, there are no " abortion rituals".