Born Again Biblical Flat Earther Seeking Sole Mate

[Dino246]

But... But... at a shoe store they all come in pairs! You hedonistic heretic!

Shirley, some enterprising punster has a shoe store titled, ‘Sole Mates’ somewhere.

 

[Lynx]

LOL...............Bro I have always got a kick out of and enjoyed, why bother knocking when I can kick the door down personalities.....LOL So believe I am gonna get a kick outta reading ya If that is your bio on the Christian dating site I would tweak it so there was more truth in advertising. Instead of it saying something like man seeking wife have it read, man seeking sparing partner, free for all battle royale, ladders, tables, and chairs included. When we tire ourselves out we will tie the knot..........LOL Welcome aboard my friend

It certainly is entertaining.

 

[loveme1]

Oh gosh this post is great in a way.. get it out there and see if anyone is interested.. gonna stay tuned to see if any one could take you on as their husband... GOD bless.🙂

 

[JohnDB]

Oh gosh this post is great in a way.. get it out there and see if anyone is interested.. gonna stay tuned to see if any one could take you on as their husband... GOD bless.🙂

It of course is a train wreck...
But just like any rubbernecker on the roadway we can't help but look at the devastation that happened.

 

[Lynx]

It of course is a train wreck...
But just like any rubbernecker on the roadway we can't help but look at the devastation that happened.

Shhhh! We're just about to get to the good part where he blasts us for being heretics and not taking him seriously.

 

[kinda]

I just read in another thread that the earth is actually concave. And I thought a flat earth was problematic, but this takes the cake. Probably a sheet cake. Flat. I like the round ones.

Why don't you actually mention what is problematic in the thread?

I seen a few problems with what you posted in the concave thread, one you confuse Tesla with promoting Direct Current and Edison with promoting Alternating Current, you don't take the time to read the links that are posted (to support the ideas in the thread), you ask questions that show little interest in the actual content of the subject matter, and lastly you tell jokes in the thread, to distract from the actual topic. Why would any one care to respond to any of your questions in the future?

After that was all said and done, than talk badly about the thread in the singles forum? Nice one! Bravo!

 

[tourist]

Why don't you actually mention what is problematic in the thread?

I seen a few problems with what you posted in the concave thread, one you confuse Tesla with promoting Direct Current and Edison with promoting Alternating Current, you don't take the time to read the links that are posted (to support the ideas in the thread), you ask questions that show little interest in the actual content of the subject matter, and lastly you tell jokes in the thread, to distract from the actual topic. Why would any one care to respond to any of your questions in the future?

After that was all said and done, than talk badly about the thread in the singles forum? Nice one! Bravo!

I am sorry that you are taking this so personal.

 

[stilllearning]

It certainly is entertaining.

Agreed my brother..........LOL I have to say it ain't that bad though. When it comes to making a spectacle of oneself concerning the finer sex, I am master. As I told Seoulsearch, in a post that when it comes to tragedy mine has always started with the words there was this girl..........LOL That tragedy was always a self inflicted making a show of myself.

I think the worst had to be many, many, many moons ago. I was a young man in the service and it was the weekend so me and two of my service buddies decided we were gonna depart the barracks and go out on the town and impress some gals. So we hit our favorite watering hole ordered us some handy long necks.

We drank for a little spell then decided it was time to get some gals out on the dance floor. So we began looking around for prospects. I spot this table with 3 gals at it. I do some quick math with my fingers and three gals and three guys added up. So heaven forgive me but I was so cocky and quite taken with myself back in those days.

So I make a comment to my friends hey see those 3 gals over there and they look. So I say hey watch and learn. Then me and my pride head on over there to charm them out on the floor.

So I go on over and am pouring it on thick. Well the gal I was interested in of the three is eating it up and laughing and smiling at me. So I think ok lets close this deal and get out on the floor. So the table they were at was one of the little taller pedestal tables. Which unknown to me at that moment was one of the legs was missing it's rubber so it had a little rocking motion to it.

So I figure ok I am gonna lean in and put my fists knuckles down on the table so I can kinda flex as I whisper in her ear to impress her. So as I lean in to her and put all my weight down on the table. It suddenly kicks up and smack's me straight in my face, hitting my nose so completely the instant tears came from a good nose punch..........LOL

It knocked me straight to the floor and as luck would have it their pitcher of beer and their glasses landed on me so I was soaking wet. As I laid there teared up eyes, soaking wet and praying please let me die right now.....LOL I through all the laughter from everyone around, could hear one of my buddies hollerin a comment along the lines I am taking notes but missed that last part can you show me again....LOL So finally got up and put the table back up and payed for their drinks. Walked over to my buddies and said hey just gonna go back to the barracks and spend the night in...........LOL

So yeah I also encourage any guy to carry on so when I make my next showing of myself. I can have someone in the same boat to laugh with at our self inflicted tragedy...........LOL

 

[JStates]

Shhhh! We're just about to get to the good part where he blasts us for being heretics and not taking him seriously.

Heheh, nah, not going to happen. I really don't care much about how others think of me. I've been marching to the beat of a different drum since about the 6th grade.

But I am completely serious. I'm a quite sincere and honest person. Whether you believe that and choose to take me seriously is up to you.

Anyways, thanks for all the warm welcomes, snide jabs, and humorous commentary! I've got to say I've had a great time reading all your posts!

And I truly hope I haven't stepped on anyone's toes. Definitely not my intention. But I DO say what I think... I'm sure you noticed!

 

[kinda]

I am sorry that you are taking this so personal.

So, your not sorry for your actions, but sorry for my actions? Woah.

I promise to not take anything you say serious again, don't want you to be sorry for my actions again. If I ever do, please remind me not to.

Thanks for apologizing for me?!?!

 

[DeeGee]

Hi JStates. I've found your philosophies quite interesting. I don't think I've actually met a flat-earther in person, and I really don't know much about the complete concept, but if that's your belief, so be it. I'm fairly new here, but I haven't really seen much in the way of people looking for dating relationships, but you never know, you made your way here, so your future spouse might, too. I wish you all the best, and trust that the Lord will guide you on the path that He desires for your life. Many blessings to you!

 

[JStates]

Hi JStates. I've found your philosophies quite interesting. I don't think I've actually met a flat-earther in person, and I really don't know much about the complete concept, but if that's your belief, so be it. I'm fairly new here, but I haven't really seen much in the way of people looking for dating relationships, but you never know, you made your way here, so your future spouse might, too. I wish you all the best, and trust that the Lord will guide you on the path that He desires for your life. Many blessings to you!

Thank you! Here is what started me down the flat earth path earlier this year. It's a serious flat earther site, hard to find in this time of disinformation. The Flat Earth Society is disinformation and puts out a lot of nonsense. I'd recommend avoiding them completely.

The flat earth community isn't made up of perfect individuals. Many believe some pretty off base things. So you have to be careful and take the good and leave the bad. But once I really looked into this and studied what the Bible says about it for myself... well, it's been quite a journey.

https://www.theflatearthpodcast.com/must-see-videos/

 

[Lynx]

Agreed my brother..........LOL I have to say it ain't that bad though. When it comes to making a spectacle of oneself concerning the finer sex, I am master. As I told Seoulsearch, in a post that when it comes to tragedy mine has always started with the words there was this girl..........LOL That tragedy was always a self inflicted making a show of myself.

I think the worst had to be many, many, many moons ago. I was a young man in the service and it was the weekend so me and two of my service buddies decided we were gonna depart the barracks and go out on the town and impress some gals. So we hit our favorite watering hole ordered us some handy long necks.

We drank for a little spell then decided it was time to get some gals out on the dance floor. So we began looking around for prospects. I spot this table with 3 gals at it. I do some quick math with my fingers and three gals and three guys added up. So heaven forgive me but I was so cocky and quite taken with myself back in those days.

So I make a comment to my friends hey see those 3 gals over there and they look. So I say hey watch and learn. Then me and my pride head on over there to charm them out on the floor.

So I go on over and am pouring it on thick. Well the gal I was interested in of the three is eating it up and laughing and smiling at me. So I think ok lets close this deal and get out on the floor. So the table they were at was one of the little taller pedestal tables. Which unknown to me at that moment was one of the legs was missing it's rubber so it had a little rocking motion to it.

So I figure ok I am gonna lean in and put my fists knuckles down on the table so I can kinda flex as I whisper in her ear to impress her. So as I lean in to her and put all my weight down on the table. It suddenly kicks up and smack's me straight in my face, hitting my nose so completely the instant tears came from a good nose punch..........LOL

It knocked me straight to the floor and as luck would have it their pitcher of beer and their glasses landed on me so I was soaking wet. As I laid there teared up eyes, soaking wet and praying please let me die right now.....LOL I through all the laughter from everyone around, could hear one of my buddies hollerin a comment along the lines I am taking notes but missed that last part can you show me again....LOL So finally got up and put the table back up and payed for their drinks. Walked over to my buddies and said hey just gonna go back to the barracks and spend the night in...........LOL

So yeah I also encourage any guy to carry on so when I make my next showing of myself. I can have someone in the same boat to laugh with at our self inflicted tragedy...........LOL

Ah yes... "There was this girl" is as ubiquitous to tragedy stories as the part about "handy longnecks."

You tell the story well, by the way.

 

[Lanolin]

I vote Seoulsearch as the perfect match for Jstate but she may disagree with me.

 

[tourist]

So, your not sorry for your actions, but sorry for my actions? Woah.

I promise to not take anything you say serious again, don't want you to be sorry for my actions again. If I ever do, please remind me not to.

Thanks for apologizing for me?!?!

You're quite welcome.

 

[tourist]

Ah yes... "There was this girl" is as ubiquitous to tragedy stories as the part about "handy longnecks."

You tell the story well, by the way.

"There was this girl..." is how my story started.

 

[seoulsearch]

I vote Seoulsearch as the perfect match for Jstate but she may disagree with me.

Lol!

I'm not even close to meeting most of his qualifications...

Not by a country (Tennessee) mile.

 

[kinda]

Lol!

I'm not even close to meeting most of his qualifications...

Not by a country (Tennessee) mile.

So, you thought about it than? hmmmm. lol

 

[seoulsearch]

So, you thought about it than? hmmmm. lol


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Lol!

Kinda is being "kinda" bad!

Stahp!

 

[DeeGee]

I once, a verrrrryyy loooonnnng time ago, had a list of requirements for my potential mate. I don't really know what happened to that list, and I don't remember much of it. I do know that it was never fulfilled. However, my life has been blessed. I have focused on growing and maturing in the Lord. I've had some successes and many failures in that endeavor. I find myself failing Him, in some way, every day, yet, each morning, my goal is to continue. And I have a smile on my face. I love the Lord. He's given me ways to cope, ways to redirect, ways to be content, ways to pay bills, ways to engage with people, ways to keep moving forward. I am so thankful, so very grateful. Our God is awesome!