Matthew 6:33 - But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and His righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.
And:
The best things in life aren't things.
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
Don't look at a pig when you're pregnant. (Apparently this will make your children ugly)
Keep a space heater away from standing water while in operation.
Never cut your own bangs.
Keep the shiny side up.
And never squat on your spurs.