You have to surrender your woman card if:
-If you haven't bought anything from Victoria's Secret.
-If you don't go crazy with the Victoria's Secret Semi Annual Sale.
- If you are not willing to kill another woman to get something in ANY store.
-If you haven't been in love with: The Backstreet Boys, Justin Timberlake, Aaron Carter, or some other guy of that kind when you were little.
- If you don't feel like the most complete woman in the world when you go shopping (whatever thing you buy).
- If you don't love looking at purses too expensive for you to buy.
- If you haven't gone to online stores just to look and imagine, not to buy.
- If you don't feel more beautiful and powerful when you get: your nails done, a new haircut, new clothes, new makeup, etc.
- If you haven't spent hours talking about a new desperate housewives, gossip girl, or sex and the city, episode.( or any show of the like)
- If you didn't actually get mad at some guy character on TV for cheating or lying to some woman character of the same show.(Ex: Spencer Pratt always got me on my nerves)
- If you got mad because the woman of the show mentioned above didn''t break up with the guy mentioned above.
-If you haven't cried in a movie.
-If you didn't like any disney princesses movies.
-If you don't care a bit about what you are wearing.
-If you don't know what Paris Hilton was wearing in certain Hollywood event 3 yeas ago.
-If you don't care a bit about why Jennifer Lopez is divorcing Marc Anthony
(okay last two were sarcasm)