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seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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First things first, I take a leak. If I don't do that first thing in the morning, the rest of the day is going to be a bit problematic.
Quit bragging and reminding some of us that the first one in the morn is actually our 7th when you count the prior 6 through the night.
Well if you're counting that way... That's my third.

When I was younger it would have been my first. When I get a little bit older it will probably be my fifth.

Wow.

I've heard of men having a peeing contest but...

This went a little bit differently than I had thought it would. :ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
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#26
Wow.

I've heard of men having a peeing contest but...

This went a little bit differently than I had thought it would. :ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:
I related this thread derail to my father. He corrected me "It's pissing contest." Yeah, well...
 

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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I related this thread derail to my father. He corrected me "It's pissing contest." Yeah, well...
I'm a lady (or try to pass myself off as one at least.)

"P***ing" just sounds like an impolite word to me, hence I use the watered-down (literally) version. :cool:

Unless, of course, I'm p***ed off -- then pretty much all bets are off. :ROFL:
 
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Seek ye first the kingdom of God and all its righteousness and all these things shall be added unto you
Exactly, but also as we seek the kingdom and pursuing righteousness, we have to understand how and when to discern seasons.
 

stilllearning

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Wow.

I've heard of men having a peeing contest but...

This went a little bit differently than I had thought it would. :ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:

You have to remember though that like golf the higher the score or number means you are actually losing. However, lets forgo trying to figure out a handicap for this contest..........LOL
 

Magenta

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I'm a lady (or try to pass myself off as one at least.)

"P***ing" just sounds like an impolite word to me, hence I use the watered-down (literally) version. :cool:

Unless, of course, I'm p***ed off -- then pretty much all bets are off. :ROFL:
So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that
pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.


At least they are not like these folk:

2 Kings 18:27 But the Rabshakeh said to them, “Has my master sent me to speak these words to your master and to you,
and not to the men sitting on the wall, who are doomed with you to eat their own dung and to drink their own urine?”

Isaiah 36:12 But the Rabshakeh said, “Has my master sent me to speak these words to your master and to you, and
not to the men sitting on the wall, who are doomed with you to eat their own dung and drink their own urine?”

o_O:censored:
 

enril

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I'm a lady (or try to pass myself off as one at least.)

"P***ing" just sounds like an impolite word to me, hence I use the watered-down (literally) version. :cool:

Unless, of course, I'm p***ed off -- then pretty much all bets are off. :ROFL:
so speaking of potentially impolite words, who considers 'shat' to be impolite? show of hands.
you see, 'shat' is past tense 'sh--'.meaning it couldbe considered bad., or just meeh.